The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Vyz turned to her with red eyes, “ you want some?” He lifts an axe.

“AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“ITS TIME TO BEGIN THE PUSH-UP SECTION,” he screams, swinging at her head, “DOWN!”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Storm hesitated, looking at the pain below him. Should he join in? No. This was their battle, not his, yet...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

Storm hesitated, looking at the pain below him. Should he join in? No. This was their battle, not his, yet...

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I haven’t really hit anyone yet, also it’s easy to dodge as long as they literally do the fitness gram instructions. For example, I swung at Haly’s head while saying down because if she ducked she would dodge the attack. 

Two axe prints can be seen on either side of Glass, leaving her unharmed.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

“ITS TIME TO BEGIN THE PUSH-UP SECTION,” he screams, swinging at her head, “DOWN!”

Haly screamed, but did pushups. 

Badly. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly screamed, but did pushups. 

Badly. 

"WAIT, I'M GOOD AT THESE!" Glass yelled as Haly suffered.

"I'LL DO THEM!"

Edited November 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly screamed, but did pushups. 

Badly. 

“You’re at ten keep going!”

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"WAIT, I'M GOOD AT THESE!" I yell as Haly suffers.

"I'LL DO THEM!"

“NO, DO SIT-UPS,” he swung his axe towards her.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

“You’re at ten keep going!”

“NO, DO SIT-UPS,” he swung his axe towards her.

Glass didn't move. "I mean, I'm even better at those, but . . ." she didn't notice that axes.

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My guy

This is hilarious

Kudos

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass didn't move. "I mean, I'm even better at those, but . . ." she didn't notice that axes.

 

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I’m playing by ear right now, but yeah.

The axes neared her neck, Vyz’s eyes widened as they did.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

The axes neared her neck, Vyz’s eyes widened as they did.

Glass noticed the axes, but still didn't move.

Edited November 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[TwinStorm He/Him]

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This is probably one of the funniest things I've encountered on the Shard yet.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

 

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IK RIGHT

It's actually so good

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Haly collapsed. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass noticed the axes, but still didn't move.

The axe veers up, giving Glass the perfect buzz cut.

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The most ironic pet of this all is that I’m am so not fit.

 

Edited November 2, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

The axe veers up, giving Glass the perfect buzz cut.

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Only on one side, right?

. . .

right?

Glass reached up to touch her head.

"Vyz, how in the scudding world did you manage to do that?"

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly collapsed. 

Glass helped her up.

Edited November 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

The axe veers up, giving Glass the perfect buzz cut.

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now that's a little bit too far.

Storm winced, and decided to throw down a boulder or too, hoping to crush the Fitness Gram.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass reached up to touch her head.

"Vyz, how in the scudding world did you manage to do that?"

Glass helped her up.

Haly stumbled. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly stumbled. 

Glass caught her. "You good?" It was only like, twelve push-ups, she thought

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Ik I'm so evil

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass reached up to touch her head.

"Vyz, how in the scudding world did you manage to do that?"

Glass helped her up.

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…yeah, you look like Gwen Stacy now, super cool 

Vyz pants and goes back to normal size, “fine you pass.” He waves his hand and Glass’s hair grows back the exact same. “You did good Haly,” he says, patting her on the back.

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Yeah that was a bit much

Vyz grabs his camera from Dave, “next trial!”

Edited November 2, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Vyz pants and goes back to normal size, “fine you pass.” He waves his hand and Glass’s hair grows back the exact same.

Vyz grabs his camera from Dave, “next trial!”

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Pssh that was not a bit much

I was honestly expecting you to chop my head off lol

"Oh, yay!" Glass exclaimed as her hair grew back.

She ran towards Vyz very quickly.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz pants and goes back to normal size, “fine you pass.” He waves his hand and Glass’s hair grows back the exact same. “You did good Haly,” he says, patting her on the back.

Vyz grabs his camera from Dave, “next trial!”

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I flipping love that movie!!!!

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass caught her. "You good?" It was only like, twelve push-ups, she thought

 

“NoooooooOOOOOOOOOO.”

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz pants and goes back to normal size, “fine you pass.” He waves his hand and Glass’s hair grows back the exact same. “You did good Haly,” he says, patting her on the back.

Vyz grabs his camera from Dave, “next trial!”

She beamed. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Storm grabbed the microphone dramatically. "The last and most dangerous of trials comes, you must defeat the Dread Monster Dave!!!!"

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alright imma go to bed now.

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Oh, yay!" Glass exclaimed as her hair grew back.

She ran towards Vyz very quickly.

“Woah, woah, woah, I’m not your next trial!” Vyz says, raising his camera-less hand.

 

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

 

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Agreed

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

“Woah, woah, woah, I’m not your next trial!” Vyz says, raising his camera-less hand.

 

She slowed down and hugged him. "Softy," she smiled.