Hi y’all (little late)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Hi! This is a week or so late, I just found this thread.

Someone please explain what’s with the cookies?

I love most things fantasy, martial arts, and especially all things Stormlight.

[strmblsd he/him]

Hiii and what's with the cookies is do not eat them. Ask @Aredor for the disclaimer.

And what is your opinion on hemalurgy?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

No clue, but what is hemalurgy?

And why are the cookies always “B-I-U”???

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hello, and welcome (officially) to the Shard! 

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.

5 minutes ago, Drehy said:

And why are the cookies always “B-I-U”???

To serve as a warning.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Hello, and welcome (officially) to the Shard! 

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.

To serve as a warning.

Definitely Shinovar. I have no interest in encountering a highstorm elsewhere.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

19 minutes ago, Drehy said:

Hi! This is a week or so late, I just found this thread.

Someone please explain what’s with the cookies?

I love most things fantasy, martial arts, and especially all things Stormlight.

Welcome to the shard! Don’t worry, I don’t even know what the whole cookie thing either.

[Aeternum]

Welcome to the Shard! Who are your favorite and least favorite characters?

[Aredor]

1 hour ago, Drehy said:

Someone please explain what’s with the cookies?

Of course and welcome! 

Would you like one, perchance? 

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hello and welcome to the Shard! You said you enjoy martial arts, what’s your favorite one?

[Mags she/they]

Welcome to the Shard!!

I'm so tired of cookie discourse at this point . . . just . . . don't eat it.

What's your favorite Cosmere villain?

Do you have a favorite kind of bagel?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Totally eat the cookie

Just do it

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

17 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Hello and welcome to the Shard! You said you enjoy martial arts, what’s your favorite one?

I do Cuong Nhu mainly, so that’s probably my favorite, but I also do BJJ and a bit of Judo and Aikido.

2 hours ago, J. Magi said:

Welcome to the Shard!!

I'm so tired of cookie discourse at this point . . . just . . . don't eat it.

What's your favorite Cosmere villain?

Do you have a favorite kind of bagel?

Favorite Cosmere villain: probably Taravangian, but I haven’t read much Cosmere yet outside of Stormlight, just now starting Mistborn.

I’m gluten-free, so I can’t really eat regular bagels and soled gluten-free ones are scarce.