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hello 

I was introduced to Brandon's books last year and have loved them, the Stormlight archive being my favorite so far, I've read Mistborn books one and am working my way on the second one right now, but sadly I have not read many other of his books.

And no Block I would not like to join a cult, thank you very much.

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Welcome to the Shard!

22 minutes ago, Franklin said:

And no Block I would not like to join a cult, thank you very much.

You sure about that?

Spoiler

For context, I know @Franklin irl and I'm the one who introduced him to the Cosmere 😁

 

Posted
30 minutes ago, Franklin said:

hello 

I was introduced to Brandon's books last year and have loved them, the Stormlight archive being my favorite so far, I've read Mistborn books one and am working my way on the second one right now, but sadly I have not read many other of his books.

And no Block I would not like to join a cult, thank you very much.

My question currently won't make sense but do not eat the cookie!

Posted (edited)
On 7/15/2024 at 9:06 PM, Aredor said:

Yes, do eat the cookie

And welcome too. 

can I see the disclaimer?

On 7/19/2024 at 9:19 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

HELLOANDWELCOMETOTHESHARD

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.

Probably Alethar or Shinovar because I would like to see the shattered plains and Shinovar because it sounds like it would be fun.

Edited by Franklin
Posted
1 hour ago, Franklin said:

can I see the disclaimer?

Spoiler

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The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary. This message represents the official view of the voices in my head. This disclaimer is available to the visually impaird.Calorie measurements are estimates only - Individual weight loss may vary.Cook Thoroughly.Cookies will be extended to those persons born before 1901, as long as they are accompanied by their parents. Do not leave unattended. Do not prepare in a toaster oven or nuclear facility.

 

 

 

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On 7/22/2024 at 4:03 PM, Aredor said:
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Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information.Trespassers will be spiked.˙ʍolloɟ llᴉʍ ʇxǝʇ pǝʇɹǝʌuᴉ ǝɹoW ˙ʎɔuǝᴉɔᴉɟɟǝ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝzᴉɯᴉxɐɯ oʇ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐʇoɹ ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ɥɔᴉɥʍ 'uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ʇᴉɟ oʇ pǝʇʇɐɯɹoɟ uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇxǝʇ sᴉɥ┴ Approved by the FDA. Made in a facility that also processes wheat, eggs, and radioactive materials. ¡noʎ ploʇ 'ǝǝS White text included at no additional charge.Warning: Although the company has taken reasonable precautions to ensure no viruses are present in this product, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this cookie or attachments. The opinions expressed above are yours. They are not necessarily those of my employer or myself. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary. This message represents the official view of the voices in my head. This disclaimer is available to the visually impaird.Calorie measurements are estimates only - Individual weight loss may vary.Cook Thoroughly.Cookies will be extended to those persons born before 1901, as long as they are accompanied by their parents. Do not leave unattended. Do not prepare in a toaster oven or nuclear facility.

 

 

 

This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.)

 

I don't think I want the cookie, thanks though.

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