hello from ThoughtsofRain

[ThoughtsofRain he/him]

just a new Brando sand fan with strong interests in arcana and any cosier interconnections.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You're in the right place, then. Welcome!

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Hey, nice to meet you! What have you read so far? I have questions I can ask for pretty much anything

[ThoughtsofRain he/him]

Hi busy times but i'v read pretty much all of the cosier besides elantris and white sand.

I'm new to the site and don't know how everything works, question your profile says you're an edgdancer  and was wondering how you did that.

outocorect puts Cosmere as cosier every time I type it.

[Aeternum]

(Late) welcome to the Shard!

[Aredor]

Another late welcome! 

Would you like a cookie? 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Welcome!

I’m not going to say anything about Aredors cookie

[ThoughtsofRain he/him]

I do enjoy a good cookie though this one seems sus . what kind is it oatmeal? peanut butter? I must receive confirmation before excepting any confectionary goods. 

 

[Aredor]

12 hours ago, ThoughtsofRain said:

I do enjoy a good cookie though this one seems sus . what kind is it oatmeal? peanut butter? I must receive confirmation before excepting any confectionary goods. 

It's the traditional 17th Shard cookie! Just some dough, chocolate, and some magic abilities! 

[ThoughtsofRain he/him]

ok i'l take a cookie please. how did you get the seventeenth shard logo, seems like something an admin would have.

[Aredor]

21 hours ago, ThoughtsofRain said:

ok i'l take a cookie please. how did you get the seventeenth shard logo, seems like something an admin would have.

Here you go! *Hands cookie* 

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[ThoughtsofRain he/him]

one more question, it's vegetarian though right? 

and I meant it is surpriseing you were the first one to take it. or can multiple people have the same profile.

[Aredor]

8 hours ago, ThoughtsofRain said:

one more question, it's vegetarian though right? 

and I meant it is surpriseing you were the first one to take it. or can multiple people have the same profile.

Um... no animals were harmed in the making of this cookie. No meat. It's Hoid approved. 

And many people can have the same picture, there's no algorithm checking if someone else has the same picture

 

[ThoughtsofRain he/him]

I mean why would it have to be Hoid approved it's not like I'm carrying a dawnshard that just happens to be aposed to any and all violence

[Aredor]

13 hours ago, ThoughtsofRain said:

I mean why would it have to be Hoid approved it's not like I'm carrying a dawnshard that just happens to be aposed to any and all violence

It's cause Hoid can't eat meat. 

[Selia Xe/fae]

Hey new person. What’s your ideal?