holi!

[delectat she/her]

hello! i am new here heheh 

ive been steadily making my way through the cosmere and have been loving everything about it.

i seem to have read the books in the opposite order than most people recommend (i.e., i read stormlight first and then all the previous works), but i've been having a real good time remembering the connections and easter eggs, and going back to the stormlight books to reread certain passages with new perspectives. 

i'm a spoiler goblin and love to gobble up information from the coppermind hahah 

pronouns are she/her, and aside from reading, i like watching nature documentaries, going to the beach, and when i muster the motivation, drawing

Edited June 7, 2024 by delectat

[strmblsd he/him]

Hello and welcome to the shard do not eat the Cookie!

[Aredor]

Hello! Welcome! 

Would you like a cookie? 

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

Welcome to the shard.

[delectat she/her]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Hello and welcome to the shard do not eat the Cookie!

sounds like solid advice 

 

32 minutes ago, Aredor said:

Hello! Welcome! 

Would you like a cookie? 

thank you! i will take the cookie with aprehension, but shan't eat it 

[Mags she/they]

4 hours ago, delectat said:

i seem to have read the books in the opposite order than most people recommend (i.e., i read stormlight first and then all the previous works),

Oh my goodness, that was me too! I read SA first because at the time, Mistborn was checked out from the library lol. Little did I know that would screw with my reading years down the line lol.

Welcome to the Shard! Do you like bagels? Their much better then those cookies . . . 

[delectat she/her]

20 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

Oh my goodness, that was me too! I read SA first because at the time, Mistborn was checked out from the library lol. Little did I know that would screw with my reading years down the line lol.

Welcome to the Shard! Do you like bagels? Their much better then those cookies . . . 

heheh i'd try a bagel

tbh i had no idea the cosmere or any other works existed! i merely searched for ''very long high fantasy book'' and stormlight was one of the highest recommended. so happy i decided to purchase my first copy then 

[Mags she/they]

3 minutes ago, delectat said:

heheh i'd try a bagel

tbh i had no idea the cosmere or any other works existed! i merely searched for ''very long high fantasy book'' and stormlight was one of the highest recommended. so happy i decided to purchase my first copy then 

*gives bagel that is magically your favorite kind even though you didn't tell me*

Neither did I when, I started . . . I can't actually remember when I found out it was one big universe--but obviously I know now lol.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

15 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

*gives bagel that is magically your favorite kind even though you didn't tell me*

Neither did I when, I started . . . I can't actually remember when I found out it was one big universe--but obviously I know now lol.

I went onto the Coppermind in 2021 and it broke my brain.

What's your favorite Stormlight book?

[strmblsd he/him]

1 hour ago, Aredor said:

Hello! Welcome! 

Would you like a cookie? 

Hey I found the cookies  disclaimer from a really old post do you want it?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

DON'T EAT- oh, they already told you. 

Welcome to the Shard, fellow human (probably)!

Daaaaang, SA first? That's some Lift-level Awesomeness right there.

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?

Edited June 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Aredor]

3 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Hey I found the cookies  disclaimer from a really old post do you want it?

Sure!

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[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Welcome to the Shard! If you had to take the place of a character who would it be?

[Aeternum]

Welcome to the Shard! Who's your least favorite character?

[delectat she/her]

18 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

I went onto the Coppermind in 2021 and it broke my brain.

What's your favorite Stormlight book?

im always going back to read things from oathbringer 

[delectat she/her]

14 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Welcome to the Shard! If you had to take the place of a character who would it be?

wow this is a very good question and since im very chismosa, i would absolutely take hoid's place

2nd choice is shallan because i also believe myself to be a lightweaver (both due to the official test and my own personal issues), and if i were in her place, i would do my damndest to have a throuple with adolin and kaladin 

Edited June 7, 2024 by delectat

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, delectat said:

wow this is a very good question and since im very chismosa, i would absolutely take hoid's place

2nd choice is shallan because i also believe myself to be a lighweaver (both due to the official test and my own personal issues), and if i were in her place, i would do my damndest to have a throuple with adolin and kaladin 

Like to downvote this (you monster why make a throuple)

[delectat she/her]

16 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

DON'T EAT- oh, they already told you. 

Welcome to the Shard, fellow human (probably)!

Daaaaang, SA first? That's some Lift-level Awesomeness right there.

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?

hehe probably is right, im very reptilian for a human 

i would looove to visit purelake. i come from cancun, here in the caribbean, and when i read about it, i immediately wanted to go there (as lemon would say, ''i want to go to there''). another close second is herdaz; im sure i would feel right at home there, gancho

4 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

Like to downvote this (you monster why make a throuple)

haha  because kal needs people that understand him, adolin is such a great himbo and shallan is the glue that holds them together

8 hours ago, Aeternum said:

Welcome to the Shard! Who's your least favorite character?

sheesh you guys' questions are great!!

honestly i love almost all the characters, so i'd go with the villain i liked the least, which was theopolis