Hello!

[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

I am a new person in the Cosmere. I have been reading Mistborn, I am on the third book in the first era. I am liking it a lot. And after that I will move on to other series. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hello there!! Welcome to the Shard! 

Who's your favorite character so far?

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.

[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

That's a tough one, I would have to say Sazed is one of my favorites he's pretty cool.

[Aeternum]

Welcome to the Shard! Least favorite character?

[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

No there isn't really any that I really dislike

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 minutes ago, Dark Sanderson said:

No there isn't really any that I really dislike

*cough* Straff Venture?

[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

*cough* Straff Venture?

I retract my last statment

[strmblsd he/him]

What is your opinion on kelsier?

Don't eat the cookie

[aetherbound he/him]

Hello.

Welcome to the shard.

Weirdest theory?

Also would you like some ice cream, it's not a cookie, so it should be fine, right?

[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

Kelsier he is a really interesting, I think that he shouldn't have put himself up as a god. And I believe that Brandon is our world's lord ruler and one day he will take control and write books for the rest of days.

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

Hello welcome to the shard.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Welcome to the Shard! If you had to take the place of a character who would it be?

[Aredor]

Hello and welcome!

Here's a cookie for you! 

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

I would recommend taking the cookie.

[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

I will take the cookie.

On 6/5/2024 at 8:59 PM, Scars of Hathsin said:

Welcome to the Shard! If you had to take the place of a character who would it be?

I would have to say spook.

[Aredor]

47 minutes ago, Dark Sanderson said:

I will take the cookie.

Yesssssss! It finally worked! 

Here's your cookie!  

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[Dark Sanderson He/Him]

Thanks for the cookie, I will definitely be using this product.