125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1665: Break someone else’s leg when someone tells you “break a leg”

1666: Be @Edema Rue and tell people to “Break all the legs”

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1667. Jack up the price of wheelchairs just as everyone breaks their legs.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1668: After doing that… jack up the prices of arm braces just to mess with everyone.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1669. Mishear "break a leg" as "break a neck" and uhhh... i think you know what happens next

[Edema Rue she/her]

58 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

1665: Break someone else’s leg when someone tells you “break a leg”

1666: Be @Edema Rue and tell people to “Break all the legs”

stop I’m just a girl that’s how I talk

1670: beg people constantly to read your writing

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

stop I’m just a girl that’s how I talk

1670: beg people constantly to read your writing

I can’t!

I am doing some writing of my own

and I need to revive the idea

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

On 1/28/2025 at 7:24 PM, MirkerLurker said:

Let's see if I've got the idea here...

1646: Pull a lemon out of someone else's pocket, take a huge bite straight out of it, and chew on it with your mouth open, spraying lemon juice all over the person's face as you chew.

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Edited January 30, 2025 by WhyEverNot_8
photo —> spoiler

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1671. Lace a strawberry with lemon juice and give it to someone.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

1671. Lace a strawberry with lemon juice and give it to someone.

What do you mean that sounds yummyyyy

1672. Walk around with all black and a black mask and intently stare at random people while threateningly holding your hand in your pocket

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

What do you mean that sounds yummyyyy

1672. Walk around with all black and a black mask and intently stare at random people while threateningly holding your hand in your pocket

Yeah, it sounds good if you're expecting it. If you are expecting strawberry, it gonna be offputting. 

1673. Pay for a car in pennies.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1674: Buy a 75¢ lemonade from a kid using a $100 bill and demand change

[MirkerLurker she/her]

2 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1675: Replace standard greetings with your best evil laugh. Keep going long after it gets awkward.

 

2 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

1671. Lace a strawberry with lemon juice and give it to someone.

That sounds delish. Also, it reminds me of a real-life story, so for my next entry:

1676: Use a syringe to inject an apple full of black ink without visibly marring the skin and then give it to someone/slip it into their lunch/set it where someone will pick it up and bite into it.

(I can't take credit for that one, but it absolutely belongs here. A friend of mine did that to a teacher. It...did not go well for them, but from what I'm told of the teacher, was worth it)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1677. Sniff every single article of clothing in a store for that new clothes smell.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1678. Know the exact smell of all your friends

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

10 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

1678. Know the exact smell of all your friends

This one just feels like common knowledge.

Edited January 30, 2025 by KnightSkye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

This one just feels like common knowledge.

what 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

This one just feels like common knowledge.

Like the smells of your friends

Or that it'd get them to avoid you

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Like the smells of your friends

Or that it'd get them to avoid you

Knowing the smell of your friends. 

I can tell if one of my friends is coming by their smell within 10 feet.

This has been useful when playing hide and seek in the dark, cause one of them has practiced holding their breath so they can hide and not be heard. 

...this may be a good time to mention that I have both ADHD and I'm autistic, so I have very sensitive senses.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Knowing the smell of your friends. 

I can tell if one of my friends is coming by their smell within 10 feet.

This has been useful when playing hide and seek in the dark, cause one of them has practiced holding their breath so they can hide and not be heard. 

...this may be a good time to mention that I have both ADHD and I'm autistic, so I have very sensitive senses.

I have some form of hyperosmia, so I have an above average sense of taste and smell, so I have a very similar experience.

They seem to think it's weird tho.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I have some form of hyperosmia, so I have an above average sense of taste and smell, so I have a very similar experience.

They seem to think it's weird tho.

Huh. I think of that as normal.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I have some form of hyperosmia, so I have an above average sense of taste and smell, so I have a very similar experience.

They seem to think it's weird tho.

Whoa

That's actually cool

[OoklaApologist She/her]

1679. Don't not not not not not not not not not not not not switch the numbers to binary

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

..-.--.----: Ignore that and actually do it, but make it ugly binary that looks like morse code for FQO, FM1, FTT1, FTTECH, UÅO or a bunch of other possible combinations.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1681. Go around yelling "I HAVE A BOMB!!"

 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

1681. Go around yelling "I HAVE A BOMB!!"

 

1682. Follow, but actually have a bomb