125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1132. Say "ur mom" to literally everything

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1133. Set up the perfect your mom joke and never get to the punchline.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1134. tell the story of purple passion

[Keke They/he]

1135. Cough scream in the middle of public like your deadly sick and make it dramatic and then straighten up and continue walking like nothing happened

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1136. Blow your nose and give the tissue to someone else.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1137 accept the tissue

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1138. Use the tissue to blow your own nose.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1139. Pass the tissue onto someone else again

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1140 steal the tissue

[Keke They/he]

1141. Eat the tissue. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1142. Sneeze on a baby

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1143. Steal a baby

[Keke They/he]

1144 walk around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket thats melting

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

1145. walk around with a back pocket in your ice cream

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1146. Aggressively stuff ice cream in people’s back pockets.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1147 steal ice cream from other peoples back pockets

[strmblsd he/him]

1148. constantly make people lose the game

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1149. Aggressively punt posts to the Game thread

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1150. Aggressively punt anything that isn’t a ball.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

1151 aggressively punt small Pokémon to the moon

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1152. Aggressively punt large Pokémon to the moon

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1153. Aggressively punt the person who previously posted to the moon

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1154. Put on a spacesuit and start living on the moon

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1155. Yell angrily at the intruder who trespassed into your house on the moon.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1156 Have a house on the moon.

1157 Welcome the intruder to your house on the moon.