125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1034 do that when the fly is zipped.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1035. Not understand stuff

Huh?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1036. Make fun of people’s ignorance.

You don’t know what a fly is? Imagine.

Spoiler

It’s the zipper on jeans or dress slacks.

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1037. stare people down when they talk to you. 

*stares intently*

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1038. Make retching noises constantly

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 hours ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

1038. Make retching noises constantly

1039. Make retching noises when Halycon stares at you.

1040. Make wretched nooses when Halycon stares at you…

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1041. Randomly make cake and give slices to people while saying “enjoy” in a very creepy voice

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

41 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1041. Randomly make cake and give slices to people while saying “enjoy” in a very creepy voice

1042. Promise people that "you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

1043. Put people in life threatening situations in the name of "science."

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

1044. Be under the age of 10

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, SmilingPanda19 said:

1044. Be under the age of 10

1044a. This does not apply if the child

a. is adorable

b. had parents go through several miscarriages before having them

c. is your child

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

1044a. This does not apply if the child

a. is adorable

b. had parents go through several miscarriages before having them

c. is your child

Huuuuhhhhhh

1045. *annoying braggy voice* I can do CURSIVE

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1046 be able to do cursive, but have bad handwriting.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1047. Only use cursive for your signature and have horrible handwriting.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1048 have horrible handwriting in general.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1049. Have horrible hands.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1050 cut off your hands to avoid 1049

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1051. Question where the hands go.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1052. If you heat up pigs blood it turns into a jelly tofu like substance that my mom says tastes really good.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1053 eat black pudding.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1054. Pull out an entire cake from someone’s stomach.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1055 refuse to have cake pulled from your stomach - very loudly and in public.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1056. Mix up the lore from entirely different threads so if anyone wants to understand what you're saying they have to read 3000 pages of stuff from every game thread.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

27 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

1056. Mix up the lore from entirely different threads so if anyone wants to understand what you're saying they have to read 3000 pages of stuff from every game thread.

1057 read those 3000 pages

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1058. Instantly fall asleep once anyone starts talking.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1059 instantly fall asleep in any and every situation