125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

972. Refuse to tell you this time

973. Feel betrayed because I told you

[Vyzkel He/Him]

974. Walk in, eating a hot dog, and knowing nothing about what just happened.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

975. Just get back from school and freak out about having my top poster status threatened

[Vyzkel He/Him]

976. Somehow become a top poster in two threads in less than a year.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

21 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

976. Somehow become a top poster in two threads in less than a year.

977. Be the top poster in five threads in just over six months

[Vyzkel He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

977. Be the top poster in five threads in just over six months

978. Bow down to your superiors.

[Through the Living Hope]

979. Be the top poster in a thread by 3000 posts

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

978. Bow down to your superiors.

Spoiler

980. Speak in memes

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

981'. Play people I (remastered) and tell them it's your favorite song.

[Through the Living Hope]

982. Speakest thou with solely Elizabethan tongue

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

983;'/ Scream at people in Russian. Я летчик, и я уже в водке

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

983;'/ Scream at people in Russian. Я летчик, и я уже в водке

984. Actually kind of understand that before Google translating it to make sure.

Edit: yeah I was right lol

Edited September 25, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

984. Actually kind of understand that before Google translating it to make sure.

Edit: yeah I was right lol

985. Talking about using Google translate

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

986;.,'; Never use google translate, even in foreign countries.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

987《Use Toogle Granslate 》

[Vyzkel He/Him]

 988. Always use google translate for every conversation.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

989.;”:) use google translate to translate into Russian, then hear/read that.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

990:)(:{)(:”<>.,;’;;l: Be the extremely annoying stereotypical nerd (not as a joke)

991. When you walk, swing your arms matching with your legs. right leg forward, right arm forward, etc. etc.

992. Hold your arms perfectly still straight down at your sides when you walk.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

993. Fold your arms while you walk

994. Yawn really really really loudly

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

995.:);$;).,!(?(),!(&,’ Offend Wrath.

996.:);!(‘.??;),?:(.?:):);?,?.!:)<\>~ Start to rot.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

997. Have no idea who everyone is anymore because everyone keeps on changing their pfp and member title

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

998:(;?!,): Make yourself so weird that people can tell who you are no matter your name.

999:)$&,!: Watch 24 (Open a Socket!)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1000. Go on way too long about the privilege of being the 1000th way to get people to avoid you like the plague.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

1000. Go on way too long about the privilege of being the 1000th way to get people to avoid you like the plague.

WHAT

1001.  Be mad about not getting it.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1002;(:(&@$”:;): get 999