125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

811. Take great joy in leaking stomach acid out of your finger nails

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Drehy said:

807 (We’ll call that number right). Be Southern (said as a Southerner)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

812. What's special about Southerners?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

812. What's special about Southerners?

We have a certain…bluntness and generally a lot of closeted queers

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Oh, huh, I didn't know that. Although, when I think of Southerners, I mostly just think about yeehaw texas and cowboy deserts(Pls don't kill me)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Drehy said:

We have a certain…bluntness and generally a lot of closeted queers

Oh! You're also Southern?

  

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Oh, huh, I didn't know that. Although, when I think of Southerners, I mostly just think about yeehaw texas and cowboy deserts(Pls don't kill me)

Debating...

Edited August 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

No, that’s fair. That’s mostly the Texas/Hollywood-brand of Southern

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Oh! You're also Southern?

Yep! Arkansas

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I'm curious, what is the Midwestern stereotype? Do we even have a stereotype?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

You know, I’m not really sure. I just think of small towns and farms mostly, I guess.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

27 minutes ago, Drehy said:

Yep! Arkansas

Ohhhhh okay that makes sense.

I was so confused a minute ago when you said being Southern made people avoid you like the plague; I thought you had something against Southerners. 

26 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I'm curious, what is the Midwestern stereotype? Do we even have a stereotype?

 Kind of. For guys, it's just the stereotypical tech-savvy white thirty year old thing you see in movies.

I've never really heard one for women, interestingly enough.

It varies from state to state.

Edited August 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

59 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I'm curious, what is the Midwestern stereotype? Do we even have a stereotype?

I think of accents for both

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I'm curious, what is the Midwestern stereotype? Do we even have a stereotype?

Polite, friendly, passive-aggressive. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Polite, friendly, passive-aggressive. 

Oo, yes, passive-agressive.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oo, yes, passive-agressive.

Like bees

Butterflies are passive

Wasps are aggressive

Bees are passive-aggressive. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Like bees

Butterflies are passive

Wasps are aggressive

Bees are passive-aggressive. 

Mm, not sure how butterflies got there but yes, indeed.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, TwinSouls said:

I think of accents for both

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Polite, friendly, passive-aggressive. 

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oo, yes, passive-agressive.

Really?  

I mean, I don't know about many stereotypes, but now that I think about it, yeah, the adults do seem a bit passive-aggressive at times. Not the kids though, I'm pretty sure kids are the same everywhere.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The only difference in kids is accent. And that is always to an extreme, there’s no mild accent for a child.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

813. Talk in that one child accent all the time.

814. Fill up almost an entire page without any numbers.

Spoiler

The most common stereotype for Utah would probably be that we have a lot of children(aka big families), which I can’t argue with since there’s ten people in my family(all blood related).

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

815. Write words using numbers (if you aren’t 7/your name isn’t Prince).

[The Stormfather He/Him]

816 be the plague so they avoid you like the plague because if you are the plague no matter how much their avoiding you it’s the same amount of avoidance as if their avoiding the plague because they are avoiding the plague because you are the plague.

That was a very badly constructed sentence.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

817. Badly construct sentences.

[strmblsd he/him]

818. Grately construct sentnses

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

819. Speaking in sentences

[The Stormfather He/Him]

820. Have grate spellgnign

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

821. Greatly construct sentences.