ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. You die as you are today, return, and die a week later, as you cannot find any breath to sustain yourself. I wish for a shardblade. A small one.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 granted, you get a keychain made of god metal. I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!! AND NO RESTRICTIONS TO IT!!
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 GRANTED! your sudden intake of power causes you to get incurable brain cancer. I wish for a baneless boon.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Gets a bout of Typhoid. I wish for sticks.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Granted, but they become fire I wish for purple hair
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Granted but it all falls out. I wish for a god complex.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. You get slapped in the face by an immortal being who couldn't care less. I wish for italic letters.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 granted you can only do italics and never anything else. I wish for Tolkien to be alive.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Granted, but only long enough to say that all of your LOTR ships will never happen I wish for Legolas hair
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 granted but it makes you drunk. I wish for a new copy of the fellowship of the ring book.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Granted. It's 90% misprint. I wish for a printer.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 granted it is super crappy, I wish to be a very popular king of a country.
2EmLee2 Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 Granted. The country you rule over has a population of 1: You. I wish for a device that can teleport me to and from any place I want, when I want.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 (edited) Granted. whenever you use it, one appendage from your body is brutally removed. I wish for a green minky (blanket). Spoiler Also, Spoiler This thread has been going strong since 2014, with over 400 pages and 10,000 replies. Spoiler I think @killersquirrel59 deserves a lot of congratulations on making this amazing thread. Too bad they're not around anymore... Edited March 1, 2022 by Sequence 1
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 Granted. It is infested with lice. I wish I had my own room.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 granted, you have your own room in the prison. I wish I lived in Urithiru after Rhythm Of War
AceBassMan Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Some Random Spren said: granted, you have your own room in the prison. I wish I lived in Urithiru after Rhythm Of War Granted, but you're a captured fused being suppressed by the tower. I wish Dalinar would sign my copy of Oathbringer
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 Granted your head explodes with excitement. I wish for IMMORTALITY.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 granted, reod elantrian who has no idea what's causing it i wish for the herald version of immortality
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 Granted you are tortured for 7 thousand years and only after that amount of time are you released from it. I wish for sanity.
AceBassMan Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted you are tortured for 7 thousand years and only after that amount of time are you released from it. I wish for sanity. Granted, but you are followed around nonstop by a small fairy shouting "hey! listen!" I wish we knew more about aethers
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 1, 2022 Posted March 1, 2022 Just now, AceBassMan said: Granted, but you are followed around nonstop by a small fairy shouting "hey! listen!" I wish we knew more about aethers granted you get five secret novels by Brandon. I wish for project four to be about the ghostbloods.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted March 2, 2022 Posted March 2, 2022 Granted. Page 1 says "All the Ghostbloods died." The rest of the book is blank. But if you look really closely, you might be able to spot a message in invisible ink... I wish I lived in the US.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 2, 2022 Posted March 2, 2022 Granted you forget who you are. I wish to have night blood in an aluminum sheath at my belt. 1
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted March 2, 2022 Posted March 2, 2022 Granted. You, being evil, take it out of its scabbard and murder everyone, then kill yourself. I wish for Dayskin. 1
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