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16 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted your parents and siblings die of cancer.

I wish for increased mental capacity.

Granted, but you bark like a seal every third syllable when you speak.

 

I wish to never get bored.

Posted
18 minutes ago, AceBassMan said:

Granted, but you bark like a seal every third syllable when you speak.

 

I wish to never get bored.

granted you become a writer

I wish to get off the shard for two hours.

Posted
59 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted, it is old and moldy and tastes like rust.

I wish for ETERNAL POPULARITY.

Granted, but you can't stop doing the Mary Katherine Gallagher thing from Superstar where she smells her own pits.

 

I wish Ym was still alive

Posted
Just now, AceBassMan said:

Granted, but you can't stop doing the Mary Katherine Gallagher thing from Superstar where she smells her own pits.

 

I wish Ym was still alive

Granted you get Shalash.

 

I wish Ahu was Taln.

Posted
20 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted you get Shalash.

 

I wish Ahu was Taln.

Fine, she's cool too.

And LMAO, granted, but Jezrien was in Taln's place on Braize and broke after a few hundred years, now we're all Parshendi, and there's a strange, tall, tan, muscled, scarred, drunk human that hangs around the Parshendi capitol in Kholinar.

 

Posted
1 minute ago, AceBassMan said:

Fine, she's cool too.

And LMAO, granted, but Jezrien was in Taln's place on Braize and broke after a few hundred years, now we're all Parshendi, and there's a strange, tall, tan, muscled, scarred, drunk human that hangs around the Parshendi capitol in Kholinar.

 

except the Ahu was Taln all along and the herald that was in Braize was chanarach.

Posted

Granted. You get it in the form of seven separate lightning bolts zapped through your body. Your bane is that this does not give you supernatural powers.

I wish I wasn't so nearsighted.

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