the court rp

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven raises an eyebrow. "Wha-"

The man, without losing a beat, proceeds to tackle the wizard.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

14 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

The man, without losing a beat, proceeds to tackle the wizard.

"stop!" roy shouts as the court police arrive to deal with the man

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

19 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

The man, without losing a beat, proceeds to tackle the wizard.

Raven grabs him by the neck. "Court"

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

8 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven grabs him by the neck. "Court"

"As you can see, I am quite upet at this man. I would like to sue him."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

2 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

"As you can see, I am quite upet at this man. I would like to sue him."

"yes yes we can all see. raven if you could kindly add some handcuffs to him."

@TheRavenHasLanded

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"yes yes we can all see. raven if you could kindly add some handcuffs to him."

@TheRavenHasLanded

He just pulls them out from nowhere and slaps them on behind the mans back. "No funny stuff."

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

He just pulls them out from nowhere and slaps them on behind the mans back. "No funny stuff."

Wizard stares at the man, annoyed and slightly upset. "Well? Where's my money?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, TheFrugalWizard said:

Wizard stares at the man, annoyed and slightly upset. "Well? Where's my money?"

"Not yet..."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheFrugalWizard said:

Wizard stares at the man, annoyed and slightly upset. "Well? Where's my money?"

"hold your horses. or dragons. or whatever. what are you suing him for?"

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

"hold your horses. or dragons. or whatever. what are you suing him for?"

The wizard sizes up the short man and finally says, "Do I even need a reason?"

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheFrugalWizard said:

The wizard sizes up the short man and finally says, "Do I even need a reason?"

"yes. you do. else i could sue you for no reason and get all of your money."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

"yes. you do. else i could sue you for no reason and get all of your money."

"And then court would have no reason."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"And then court would have no reason."

"which would mean that there is no reason for us or this establishment to even be here today. whew i have done a lot today."

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asuming that since we have not had a brake between sesions it is all one big long day.

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

"which would mean that there is no reason for us or this establishment to even be here today. whew i have done a lot today."

 

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i think thats funny.

Raven sighs. "Yep"

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven sighs. "Yep"

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we realy need to take a brake. our poor judges have been tramatised between what has happened to them

"which would realy suck after what we have been through to bring the court to this fine level of perfection."

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

My reason is that he assaulted me.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

My reason is that he assaulted me.

roy who cant mind read cocks his head. "i am going to assume that you are here because he asulted you. i don't think that is a reason to sue. you can press criminal charges but i don't think you get any thing from it. raven what do you think?"

@TheRavenHasLanded

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

2 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

roy who cant mind read cocks his head. "i am going to assume that you are here because he asulted you. i don't think that is a reason to sue. you can press criminal charges but i don't think you get any thing from it. raven what do you think?"

@TheRavenHasLanded

"Agreed. im not totally sure though. where are you from?"

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"Agreed. im not totally sure though. where are you from?"

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irl or irp?

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

 

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rp

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

rp

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lets just say... anywere in euroup. most likely england if that makes a difrence.

 

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

"I suppose this will have to do. I will press charges."

Edited February 20, 2024 by TheFrugalWizard
I decided I didn't want to kill him.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheFrugalWizard said:

Wizard sighs, pulls a gun out, and shoots the man.

roy blinked, flicked his hand and the man started to heal. "please don't do that again. raven arest this man aswell if you please."

@TheRavenHasLanded

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i am going to sleep now irl. see you all later

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

3 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

roy blinked, flicked his hand and the man started to heal. "please don't do that again. raven arest this man aswell if you please."

@TheRavenHasLanded

 

Raven slams his hand into Wizards head, knocking him unconscious.

 

5 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

Wizard sighs, pulls a gun out, and shoots the man.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There's a knock at the door. "Errmmm, excuse me? I've just received a noise complaint from this building!"