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Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

*sigh*

Go ahead

I was born on April 12. Sounds normal enough, right? Well, my due date was April 17th, five days after I was actually born, and that's because I got evicted from the womb.

Why was I evicted from my mother, you may ask? Well, the thing is, almost two weeks before I was born, she had a false labor and her boss wouldn't let her work, so she'd already used two weeks of maternity leave by the 12th.

But Spark, that's not a joke! It's not even funny!

Well,

the false labor was on April 1st.

I pulled the ultimate April Fools joke before I was even born

Just now, J. Magi said:

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that's not it at all . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .. 

Exposeeedddddddd

Posted
Just now, Spark of Hope said:

I was born on April 12. Sounds normal enough, right? Well, my due date was April 17th, five days after I was actually born, and that's because I got evicted from the womb.

Why was I evicted from my mother, you may ask? Well, the thing is, almost two weeks before I was born, she had a false labor and her boss wouldn't let her work, so she'd already used two weeks of maternity leave by the 12th.

But Spark, that's not a joke! It's not even funny!

Well,

the false labor was on April 1st.

I pulled the ultimate April Fools joke before I was even born

Exposeeedddddddd

Oh my

You really did pull a crazy joke

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I do not believe you Chuck.

Your so meaaaaaaaaan

My teenage girl acting skills are impeccable. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

Your so meaaaaaaaaan

My teenage girl acting skills are impeccable. 

Chuck

I've found you out

I KNEW I HAD A 5TH SENSE TO KNOW PEOPLE'S GENDERS

IVE BEEN RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME!

Posted
Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Chuck

I've found you out

I KNEW I HAD A 5TH SENSE TO KNOW PEOPLE'S GENDERS

IVE BEEN RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME!

no . . . because you always thought my male characters were female so it still doesn't . . . you still didn't . . .

Posted
3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

SHUSH DONT RUIN MY MOMENT CHUCK

YOU RUINED MY ALIAS SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

Posted
1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

NO THATS ILLEGAL STOP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHINGS LEGAL WHEN THE POLICE AREN'T LOOKING

Posted
Just now, Spark of Hope said:

If you're ever bored, just rotate a cow in your mind. It's free and the cops can't stop you.

iconic meme I see you

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

..............

Yes they can

NO THEY CANT

YOUR MIND AND YOUR WILL IS FREE
THEY NEED NEVER KNOW

Posted
1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

I'm well aware

It's precisely

But I said it how I would have pronounced it right then

Like nice and noice

oh I see

Posted
Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

No.

There is no free will

woah buddy

I don't know about that one

Posted
4 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Well I do

You can sense it on the aura of the universe

Smells like apple fritters

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

... did you have a stroke? Do you need to go to the hospital?

That's a good point, he is older then me, remember, and Chuck is at least 45.

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