weird Weird stuff

[KitCatGoChitChat she/her]

Drop your weirdest thoughts in here >:p

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

ELAN IS A FISH! 

@Invisible 

Edited January 6, 2024 by Just-A-Stick

[Guest]

Penguins have tuxedoes-

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Can you walk backwards on stairs???

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

27 minutes ago, KitCatGoChitChat said:

Drop your weirdest thoughts in here >:p

Is it normal to spend all day listening to audiobooks?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I GOT STABBED  

[KitCatGoChitChat she/her]

What is happening in here ;w;

[Banana_assassin she/her]

I fed my pet snail psychedelic mushrooms

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 hour ago, KitCatGoChitChat said:

What is happening in here ;w;

*whispers* I got    s t a b b e d 

[Ookla she/her]

1 hour ago, KitCatGoChitChat said:

What is happening in here ;w;

Hey, you're the one who opened this box of worms.  

[KitCatGoChitChat she/her]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*whispers* I got    s t a b b e d 

O K A Y XD

Just now, Ookla said:

Hey, you're the one who opened this box of worms.  

I've eaten a worm before-

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, KitCatGoChitChat said:

O K A Y XD

ITSSS  T R U E > > > 

[KitCatGoChitChat she/her]

6 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

ITSSS  T R U E > > > 

O h m y -

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, KitCatGoChitChat said:

O h m y -

Spoiler

hehehehe it wasn't that bad... only... five times?  

 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Brandon Sanderson is an awful author actually

Edit: oh, and welcome to the Shard! You'll fit right in

Edited January 7, 2024 by Robin Sedai

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Robin Sedai said:

Brandon Sanderson is an awful author actually

*DEMANDS EXPLANATION* 

 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I eat raw lemons.

You should also do that.

They are just fruit, but less boring than most fruit.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

i got stabbed

YOU KILLED MY SHEEP! 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

17 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*DEMANDS EXPLANATION* 

 

̶I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶S̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶s̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶

*hides from the witch hunt*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

And then he spontaneously combusted.

The end.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Given all the other responses, the weirdest thing I could say is simply "Hi!"

...

But that would be boring, so here we go!

If the Earth is a sphere, does that mean that, the further you walk away from somewhere, the closer you get to it? Like, the other way around? Also, *hushed voice* my pillow whispers secrets in my ear at night. *giggles*... Finally, and most interestingly: CELERYYYYY.

...

In other words, welcome to the Shard, fellow weirdspeaker and Cosmere-lover!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"I HAVE GIVEN SUCK!" 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

What is weirdness? A concept. A concept created by us humans. It is the supposed opposite of normalcy. But normalcy was created by the majority. If the majority of people became weird, then those who were normal are now weird, and those who were weird are now normal.

It is not for me to decide what is weird.

[Metalmapper]

"Being aware of objects in one's immediate environment is a very useful exercise, even when those objects do not exist."

Also, I love being able to use the phrase "Marauding bands of fairies" unironically. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Y'all! WHY'D THIS DIEEEEE

T-T