The Best Candy (debate)

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

[Argenti he/him]

Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said:

*Sounds of coke bottles powering up*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*sounds of distress* 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I like all candy, except for yorks. Those are horrible. 
my favorite’s are probably 100 grand, heath and *controversial* skittles

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

100 grand. Definitely.

Worst candies: Smarties. That's it. They're weird. They have sugar, so I'll eat them, but they're weird.

 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

100 grand. Definitely.

Worst candies: Smarties. That's it. They're weird. They have sugar, so I'll eat them, but they're weird.

But Smarties make cool dust and stuff when you crunch them!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

But Smarties make cool dust and stuff when you crunch them!

They're grainy. And dusty. And...

ew.

Are you one of those people who smokes smarties?!

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

They're grainy. And dusty. And...

ew.

Are you one of those people who smokes smarties?!

Smokes...? No.

I don't know, I like them.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

Smokes...? No.

I don't know, I like them.

They're fine. I don't hate any candy, but they're definitely the worst. OH. Except for... OHOHOH... EWWWWWW why did I have to remember... 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

They're fine. I don't hate any candy, but they're definitely the worst. OH. Except for... OHOHOH... EWWWWWW why did I have to remember... 

Uh oh. What?

[Aeoryi she/her]

Who here counts fruit as a candy

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Abstract said:

Uh oh. What?

Pickle saltwater taffy… *dies*
 

 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

Who here counts fruit as a candy

what?

no!

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Pickle saltwater taffy… *dies*

That exists?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Abstract said:

That exists?

Yep.

Yep it does.

So does cucumber.

And sardine jelly beans.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Yep.

Yep it does.

So does cucumber.

And sardine jelly beans.

Egh. Ever had one of those spoiled milk jelly beans?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Abstract said:

Egh. Ever had one of those spoiled milk jelly beans?

Ew…

I think so.

Ew…

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Ew…

I think so.

Ew…

I got tricked into it. It was bad.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Abstract said:

I got tricked into it. It was bad.

*flinches*
Ouch.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

*flinches*
Ouch.

Yeah...

There are a bunch of other very intentionally gross flavors like that. Like soap, or vomit.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Abstract said:

Yeah...

There are a bunch of other very intentionally gross flavors like that. Like soap, or vomit.

Egh

Bertie botts beans are gross

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Egh

Bertie botts beans are gross

My favorite candy, though... probably sour gummies

Edited December 12, 2023 by Ookla the Abstract

[Lord Spirit he/him]

44 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

100 grand. Definitely.

Worst candies: Smarties. That's it. They're weird. They have sugar, so I'll eat them, but they're weird.

 

Which smarties? There’s the American version which are powdery and a Canadian version which are basically m&ms

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Lord Ookla the -3rd said:

Which smarties? There’s the American version which are powdery and a Canadian version which are basically m&ms

American.

Not that good.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

who knows the best way to eat sour patch kids?

who wants to know the best way to eat sour patch kids?

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

who knows the best way to eat sour patch kids?

who wants to know the best way to eat sour patch kids?

Allow the sour to dissolve in your mouth, then eat the rest