Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 I'll fix that up, any specialties in particular Morzathoth?
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 The Stranger watched his illusion watch the girl's illusion disappear. Then he snapped his fingers and reversed her teleport. She appeared, dazed and confused, surprised to see herself back in the Alley. "Where was I? Oh yes, this spike. This spike holds within it the memory of a timeline that no longer exists. I destroyed every life that was, that could have been, every idea and dream and hope, I denied them their existence. This was simply to illustrate a point. We here at the Alley like to call this Dedication. I want you to understand the gravity of the current situation." He smiled at her "Indeed, how can you even be certain that this is real? This could all be another test we're running on your mind?"
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) "Hmmm."Voidus strolled over to a section of alley wall apparently no different from any other and stuck a small pin in it, completing the Alleys protections against illusion and teleportation magic before pulling one of his inventions from a pocket which disappeared in a flash, teleporting to Winter with a note.Greetings and apologies from the Dark Alley,Compensation for the use of time altering technology on you shall be arranged for 3 months ago. We hope you will continue to associate with the Dark Alley in the future in a more voluntary capacity.Regards, Voidus, Eldritch abomination first lurker of the Alleys and taco chef extraordinaire.This message brought to you by the Dark Alleys Snarky remark and last word haver**Official name pending Edited September 20, 2015 by Voidus 1
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 (Out of curiosity how did you manage to teleport into a teleportation proof bunker? ) 1
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Specialties... Friendly Eldritch God of The Dark Alley?... Research of Investiture. I feel like we need to branch out from just spiking things to see what happens. (Nothing wrong with spiking things, just saying we should extended the range of our research)
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 "It wouldnt be difficult to heal most of your spiritweb with the gold compounding, silly puppy. Im sure we even have a regrowth surge lying here somewhere that I could use." "Anyway, my full title shall be Eldritch Horror and Researcher of Investiture of The Dark Alley! Or maybe not... it is not very catchy... lets go with that until I come up with something better!"
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 Specialties... Friendly Eldritch God of The Dark Alley?... Research of Investiture. I feel like we need to branch out from just spiking things to see what happens. (Nothing wrong with spiking things, just saying we should extended the range of our research) You would not believe the mess the last Eldritch God of the alleys left, you can have his office if you really want but you might want to hire a cleaning service or something. And like a truckload of bleach. Sounds good, I'll add you now. 1
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Im a little less slimy than other horrors, of course the human part that most see is just the part of me that happens to exist in the physical realm... I'll get to the cleaning, no cleaning services can reach where Eldritch Gods can... Unless I hire Eldritch Cleaning...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 "It wouldnt be difficult to heal most of your spiritweb with the gold compounding, silly puppy. Im sure we even have a regrowth surge lying here somewhere that I could use." Gold would just heal physical wounds. I say she needs some Stormlight and a blast of Allomantic Aluminum to clear out all the investiture.
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 Gold would just heal physical wounds. I say she needs some Stormlight and a blast of Allomantic Aluminum to clear out all the investiture. Gold can heal spiritual damage too, but some Duralumin fueled Chromium might help too. 1
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) I do find it really funny how a predator keeps going on about us hurting others... Is the office supposed to be bigger on the inside and very... non-euclidian? We should be able to heal her, if she wants to, I have no problem with it, we... well, you did mess up her spirit web to begin with. Edited September 20, 2015 by Morzathoth 1
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 I do find it really funny how a predator keeps going on about us hurting others... Is the office supposed to be bigger on the inside and very... non-euclidian? Yeah someone wanted to do an experiment with n-dimensional hypercubes in hyperbolic space. We think he was trying to create a bigger bar fridge but then it ended up nearly destroying the universe so we had to bind it in place. It's resulted in some... less that standard spatial arrangements around the place. 1
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Yeah someone wanted to do an experiment with n-dimensional hypercubes in hyperbolic space. We think he was trying to create a bigger bar fridge but then it ended up nearly destroying the universe so we had to bind it in place. It's resulted in some... less that standard spatial arrangements around the place. I pretty much figured it out, it goes in a counterclockwise spiral. If you are walking forward you are actually walking left, tough Im not sure why I end up on the ceiling when I walk backwards. 1
Voidus Posted September 20, 2015 Author Posted September 20, 2015 I pretty much figured it out, it goes in a counterclockwise spiral. If you are walking forward you are actually walking left, tough Im not sure why I end up on the ceiling when I walk backwards. Good work then, just make sure if you're using the restroom on Alley 3.i that you plan accordingly, some unfortunate accidents have occured when gravity was suddenly rotated two hours backwards in time. 1
Zathoth Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Good work then, just make sure if you're using the restroom on Alley 3.i that you plan accordingly, some unfortunate accidents have occured when gravity was suddenly rotated two hours backwards in time. I see. I make sure to remember this, also to check the records of other mishappenings with time and space.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Oh, and as the Eldritch god you'll need to design your own monogram to put on handkerchiefs, buisiness cards, and the skulls of your victims 1
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 Speaking of non-Euclidean, non-standard spatial arrangements, have I told anyone about the Transdimensional Linking Alleys that I've been working on? (That's why Alley 23 is still a hazard zone). In theory, you can enter the Alley from one end, and leave somewhere else.
Zathoth Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 "Please, Ive eaten apex predetors before. And it seems like my point flew straight over your head. Too bad you cant lurch concepts."
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Point of order, the apex predator has no predators, so while you may be the apex of a small area, you are not truly qualified. And our agreement had a clause that allows testing on you without breaking the agreement.
Mailliw73 he/him Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 Mailliw pops into the alley of darkness, shardblades in hand. Upon seeing the insanity lurking here, he leaves to petition the God Beyond to partition the Alley off from the rest of the worlds.
ostrichofevil he/him Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 Mailliw pops into the alley of darkness, shardblades in hand. Upon seeing the insanity lurking here, he leaves to petition the God Beyond to partition the Alley off from the rest of the worlds. Maleril leaves to give Mailliw a cookie through the back on his way to the God Beyond.
18th Shard he/him Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 Xanas smiles and opens the multidimensional shift that results in the Dark Alley moving half a step left in the complex plane. Then proceeds to move sideways as relates to vertical time. Then backwards along a Investiturial axis in 6-dimensional space. Then up. Twice. He knocks on the door nearby, opens it and hands the God Beyond a thank you note for the Recipe Beyond for the Cookies Beyond. Then hands one to Mailliw. "Thanks for the directions tomorrow! We'll stop tracking you before then, at least until time in the local area proceeds linearly. The loop the loops of time-space continuum are awful for headaches. I woke up from storing Cadmium!"
Voidus Posted November 5, 2015 Author Posted November 5, 2015 So I've started voting for the Dark Alleys in the featured forum members thread and been told that if we win we'll need three Lurkers to answer questions. But I'll probably just post the questions here and get everyone input since the DA doesn't really have leaders, although we do have a few much more active members like Fatebreaker and Ostrich.
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