Voidus Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 No applications are necessary to join the dark alley, just an unwavering dedication to our... art. 1
killersquirrel59 he/him Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 The noble art of baking you mean? I am all for being a wonderful pastry chef spreading joy and spikes happiness to all around. 1
Voidus Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 Then may I just say, welcome to the dark alley.
traceria she/her Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Welcome to the DA research division! We offer a fantastic package, infinite spikes for your own personal 'baking', virtually unlimited supplies of newcomers to the forum for experiments, and also lots and lots of cookies! And for the young DA hopeful, now offering easy bake forges ovens!
Fatebreaker he/him Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Welcome, mind the gap. Also, mind the Curse-ed Abyss Whales. They take a while to get used to strangers. Do you choose to pick a specialty, or do you choose to remain a general Denizen? I am now officially moving to the Advertising department. Much more fun than research Not if you do it right. And did you mean advertising or sales? They're frequently confused for one another.
mail-mi he/him Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 Not if you do it right. And did you mean advertising or sales? They're frequently confused for one another. Is spamming the introductions threads advertising or sales?
Voidus Posted September 18, 2014 Author Posted September 18, 2014 Is spamming the introductions threads advertising or sales? We all do a bit of that
mail-mi he/him Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 We all do a bit of that Alright then. Back to my little corner to look up wonderful new bind points recipies!
Kobold King he/him Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 The Dark Alley's a bit quiet. Suspiciously quiet. 1
Voidus Posted October 9, 2014 Author Posted October 9, 2014 The Dark Alley's a bit quiet. Suspiciously quiet. Don't pay any attention to the crazy mans musings, we're as loud as we've ever been, making... cookies, yes we've been making mass batches of delicious cookies for all. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 The Dark Alley's a bit quiet. Suspiciously quiet. It´s just that no one wanted to meet in the alley so they all moved to a flying museum. The place does have a good couple of perks,
Voidus Posted October 9, 2014 Author Posted October 9, 2014 Someone noticed our steady infiltration of the RP.I mean... what are you talking about Edge? No one in the MoNA would frequent dark alleys.
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 I tend to imagine the corruption of the Dark Alley on other threads like the taint of the Shadow on saidin, for some reason... 2
Voidus Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 I tend to imagine the corruption of the Dark Alley on other threads like the taint of the Shadow on saidin, for some reason... The Dark Alley would like to inform the populace that it is not in any way connected to the taint on Saidin or the Dark one, lurkers of the Dark Alley advise our clients not to draw connections between our shadows and the shadows of The Father of Lies. Dark Alley researchers have definitely not discovered a method to travel between fantasy Epics and spread our shadow wherever we tread. This message brought to you by Ruin Voidus, agent of the Dark Alley who is definitely acting under his own free will. 1
18th Shard he/him Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I would like to join the DA as a Compounding Researcher. Here is my resume. I would like to research new ways to use the spikes cookies to store new investiture delicious treats. Edited October 22, 2014 by 18th Shard
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 And yet another falls to the corruption of the Dark Allay...
Voidus Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 I would like to join the DA as a Compounding Researcher. Here is my resume. I would like to research new ways to use the spikes cookies to store new investiture delicious treats. Welcome to the Dark Alley, our benefits package includes a virtually limitless supply of newcomers in the Introductions thread for experimentation, your own Research facility within the Dark Alley and a wonderful Severence package of one Atium spike which our talented Hemalurgical engineers will install free of charge! (Installation of Atium spike may result in loss of sanity, loss of ability to utilize investiture, grotesque appearance or death, by joining Dark Alley Inc. you agree to waive any responsibility of Dark Alley Inc. to ensure your health, sanity or freedom from possession by an omnipotent evil being bent on world destruction) 2
18th Shard he/him Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. Free spikings cookies are available. If you bring 2 friends, get spiked cookies at a Buy One, Get One Free! Limited Time Offer. (Neither the seller not the manufacture will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product.Void where prohibited except where not prohibited.Above terms subject to change without notice.Action figures sold separately.Actual price set by retailers.All research statistics are blatantly flagrant.All rights reserved.All sales final.Any other application constitutes fraud.At participating locations only.Alternate toy available for children under 3.Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you.By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use.Caveat emptor.Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye.Your results may vary.Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.)User assumes full liabilities.Some humor and satire included.Price and participation may vary.Not to be used for the other use. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inacurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) Have a Spiked Day! Edit: Good enough to put in my signature. We need to get one of these ads into the Shardcast episodes. Who is their commercial manager? Edited October 23, 2014 by 18th Shard 5
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 The Dark Alley's waivers and such are starting to look more and more like an insurance form...
Voidus Posted October 24, 2014 Author Posted October 24, 2014 The Dark Alley's waivers and such are starting to look more and more like an insurance form... Insurance forms are created by lawyers, even we're not that evil. 1
traceria she/her Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 Insurance forms are created by lawyers, even we're not that evil. Hey, I'm married to one of those! (He would totally approve of the DA.) 4
Voidus Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 Alcatraz may have thought that Librarians were Evil but they could take on the Librarians, Inquisitors and the Fjordell Empire and out-evil them all. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 Alcatraz may have thought that Librarians were Evil but they could take on the Librarians, Inquisitors and the Fjordell Empire and out-evil them all. Do you mean lawyers with "they" because I have an Epic that is essentially an evil lawyer, still not as evil as Nighthound but he is quite underhanded.
Voidus Posted October 25, 2014 Author Posted October 25, 2014 Do you mean lawyers with "they" because I have an Epic that is essentially an evil lawyer, still not as evil as Nighthound but he is quite underhanded. Real Lawyers put Nighthound to shame with their slonztiness
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Man, I've been in the lab a long time. We've got a new member and an official disclaimer. I approve. Welcome 18. Feel free to explore the lab, but mind the smelting cooking equipment. And the Shadow Vipers, and the Walrus Pits (yeah, those are new. I realized that they had built in hemalurgic spikes coming out of their face. Research has been, productive.) Someone should update the list of DA Denizens, I'm beginning to lose track. I'd hate to accidentally sell some cookies to a chef of ours.
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