The YASSOR

[happyman he/him]

So, as I was mulling about Roshar, and the Sons of Honor, and the Ghostbloods, and the Skybreakers, and the like, I realized that the Church of the Stick was missing something very, very important: a secret society within it manipulating the desolation for its own ends.

 

Don't get me wrong; most members of the Church of the Stick are dedicated to their inherent Stickness and want to do nothing more than resist the Firebringers, but the enormous power of the Stick attracts those with less savory aims.

 

This faction is just known as YASSOR (Yet Another Secret Society On Roshar.)  They are the secret subsociety of the Church of the Stick dedicated to making the whole world Stick so that they can then bring the True Fire which will cleanse all but the truly dedicated. 

 

They have no idea how to really do this, so all they really do is sit in their parents basement playing video games, talking about their Stickiness (you really don't want to know), and brainstorming occasionally.  They'll get involved one of these days, though, I swear!

[Left he/him]

[Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him]

They have no idea how to really do this, so all they really do is sit in their parents basement playing video games, talking about their Stickiness (you really don't want to know), and brainstorming occasionally. They'll get involved one of these days, though, I swear!

Introverts of the world unite!

Just seperately and in your own homes.

Edited August 8, 2014 by Matrim Bloody Cauthon

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Introverts of the world unite!

Just separately and in your own homes.

*Sorry about correcting the spelling but for some reason my annoying OCD kicked in and I had to get rid of the red lines*

 

How else are you supposed to do it? Don't tell me you have to leave your house and meet people? *shivers* Bugger that.

[happyman he/him]

Introverts of th world unite!

Just seperately and in your own homes.

 

Sounds like the misanthropes conference from "Pearls before Swine."

 

Pig:  How's it going?

Rat: Great!  Nobody's left their rooms.

 

Edited:  Incidentally, this makes more sense with misanthropes than introverts.  Introverts like having friends and being with people.  They just need a lot more alone time as well.

Edited August 8, 2014 by happyman

[traceria she/her]

Sounds like the misanthropes conference from "Pearls before Swine."

 

Pig:  How's it going?

Rat: Great!  Nobody's left their rooms.

 

Edited:  Incidentally, this makes more sense with misanthropes than introverts.  Introverts like having friends and being with people.  They just need a lot more alone time as well.

And much prefer smaller social groups....like three people maximum before it gets too out of control.

 

Based on that, my cat must be an introvert.  Hm.

[Quiver he/him]

 http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140529222929/mlp/images/3/38/Spruced_up_branch_at_Rarity's_hooves_S1E08.png

 

Notice the decorations adorning the ceremonial stick, like the symbols of the freemasons on a dollar bill.

 

Hail Pony.

Edited August 14, 2014 by Quiver

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

That link doesn't seen to be working..

Edited August 14, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart

[Quiver he/him]

damnation broken links!

 

The Secret Truth Behind Trees

 

Ponies are Trees.

Trees have Sticks.

Therefore, Ponies are Sticks.

 

The Heresy Begins.

Edited August 14, 2014 by Quiver

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

The Secret Truth Behind Trees

 

Ponies are Trees.

 

Great. Now I can never have a walk in a park without feeling like I'm being watched be dozens of ponies.

[Kobold King he/him]

Great. Now I can never have a walk in a park without feeling like I'm being watched be dozens of ponies.

 

U mad Panda?

 

[Voidus]

All hail the great and powerful stick!
Just, don't hail it near me.

[happyman he/him]

All hail the great and powerful stick!

Just, don't hail it near me.

 

The Stick will be hailed as the Stick wills.

[Kobold King he/him]

I am a stick.

Huzzah! How many upvotes do I receive?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

(Facepalm)