Five word story

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The movie being, of course:

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Absolute garbage ‘cuz everyone died.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

So they rebooted the franchise.

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People liked it much better

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

cuz Stick was in it

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

but Tiger too. So afterwards

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

DRAGON! DUNUNANUNANUNANUNA DRAGON! [was the new] hit TVshow

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

surpassing ManBat in profits. "Gee,

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I want more money!" So

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Everyone died." The end. That

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

UnEnded when Lord Darius [the] First

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

had closed all film studios

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

then the new studios formed 

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and they only showed stick

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and dragon. THis was controversal.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

so the tigers came to 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

resolve the issues and restore

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

The original studio so they

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

could make some awesome tiger

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

flavored pants and send them

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to Thailand. After that they

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

jumped for joy because the

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

metoroid hit them all! So

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

they had to run away

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

to a land called [the] Trant'en'duro'terra.