Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The Sticks overthrew the ostriches

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

and the Army Ants. They

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

tried but failed to destroy

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

the Pigeons, the mighty birds.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

who fell to swarms of 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

tigers and sticks who came

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

at them with vigor. The

[TheUnInvestedCremling he/him....]

31 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

at them with vigor. The

Duck ate the tiger but

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, TheFerrumMaster0f3rd said:

Duck ate the tiger but

Please bold your 5 words!

The HSN defended the Tigers.

HSN is, for those who dont know, the Holy Stick Nation or Sticks for short. I dunno why I keep using HSN instead of sticks but yes.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

Please bold your 5 words!

The HSN defended the Tigers.

HSN is, for those who dont know, the Holy Stick Nation or Sticks for short. I dunno why I keep using HSN instead of sticks but yes.

because they are friends now.

Go Sticks!!

I am a Stick!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I guess I've been converted to HSN religion now.

And they ruled the world.

Are we gonna have revolutions? Rebellions? WORLD PEACE?? Check it out on the all-old-and-yet-still-kinda-modernish 5 WORD STORY! Trending now on 17th Shard only!!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

The rebellion is here

But the species of Formicidae

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Reined supreme, ruling over everyone.

backup has arived!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But then the Dragon rebellion

please we need another rebellion

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

was destroyed by Formicidae legions

All it took was uniting the ants under one queen

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 minutes ago, Wyver said:

But then the Dragon rebellion

please we need another rebellion

ack no! Sticks forever!

who were quashed by Sticks (and maybe tigers too but sry I ran out of room)

 

Edited May 6, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane
AKDSJFLKDJ DARN NINJA

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

ack no! Sticks forever!

was quashed by S&T alliance.

S&T = Sticks and Tigers

 

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

was destroyed by Formicidae legions

All it took was uniting the ants under one queen

The 5 word story has 2 alternate timelines!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 minutes ago, Wyver said:

But then the Dragon rebellion

please we need another rebellion

no. no rebellion.

1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

ack no! Sticks forever!

was quashed by S&T alliance.

S&T = Sticks and Tigers

no! NO SQUASH DRAGON

the dragons created their own

pls just let me do this. I will free the dragons. maybe S&T&D alliance?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But they surrendered and peace

please just let the CoD rise again and make peace. The CoD is my pride and joy, please make the S&T&D alliance. Or the S.T.D.A. (Sticks, Tigers, Dragons alliance)

Also CoD is City of Dragons

Oh now we have 3 universes.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

But they surrendered and peace

please just let the CoD rise again and make peace. The CoD is my pride and joy, please make the S&T&D alliance. Or the S.T.D.A. (Sticks, Tigers, Dragons alliance)

Also CoD is City of Dragons

Oh now we have 3 universes.

YES! COD

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

One Universe: Formicidae rules

Another: Sticks+Tigers rule

Third: Dragons rule?

 

I don't know what's going on

The Formicidae legion become inter-dimensional

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

And the CoD investigaded A.U.s

A.U.s are Alternate universes.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

HELP WHAT IS HAPPENING I EDITED MY POST

6 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

ack no! Sticks forever!

who were quashed by Sticks (and maybe tigers too but sry I ran out of room)

 

Sticks and Tigers lived happily

4 minutes ago, Wyver said:

But they surrendered and peace

please just let the CoD rise again and make peace. The CoD is my pride and joy, please make the S&T&D alliance. Or the S.T.D.A. (Sticks, Tigers, Dragons alliance)

Also CoD is City of Dragons

Oh now we have 3 universes.

 the Sticks accepted surrender, placing

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

And the CoD investigaded A.U.s

A.U.s are Alternate universes.

Sticks did too! This is

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

One Universe: Formicidae rules

Another: Sticks+Tigers rule

Third: Dragons rule?

 

I don't know what's going on

The Formicidae legion become inter-dimensional

then they all die by 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

and discovered the Siberian Tiger

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

in the 4th AU. The

Does no one care about the Formicidae invasion?