Five word story

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sticks with an iron fist

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and says, "I am stick"

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"'s absolute ruler."  The tigers

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Let the sticks rule in

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The Threnodite system but not

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Tigerlantris. Sticks ruled everywhere else.

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except habitable systems, where Tigers

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Had colinized and ruled the

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ahappy residents (and unhappy sticks)

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. Any way the wind blows

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Nicely over Tigerlantris and it's

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kinda stormy now, like hurricane

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Is passing overhead but like

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everyones fine cuz plot armor

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and all that, but who

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“Ate the children?” Someone asked

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Without knowing what they were

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asking cuz the children were

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Gone and someone had taken

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all the cookies. Santa was

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Upset and frankly enraged that

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All of his yum cookies

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Had been stolen by the

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reindeer. So he replaced them

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With Tiger Made Cookies that