Five word story

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Him. The tigers got godhood

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And ascended to TIGER again.

We are sooooo back!

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and the sticks too they

sticks are back too

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Where there are tigers, sticks will follow

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Had a super strong alliance

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Fighting off mythical monster with

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futuristic weapons. The monster had

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Grown with times, they steampunk 

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has much grammer two, but

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Dey was very Hungary fo 

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fe Fi fo fum said

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The giant monster from Braize

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Had 2000 arms and 1000

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little tenticle things, after the

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War they made peace and

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The mythical moster was slain

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and the monster slain too

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And died tragical for money

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The tigers then stabbed monsters

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really cool-y but not as

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Cool as the sticks the

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monsters dropped coins when stabbed

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so everyone was rich. Hooray!

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These coins however, were special

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They summoned Blemmyes and farts

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to slay for more coins!