Hey, guys, why am I afraid of my post count?

[Delightful]

You should have been at the first Bridge Four concert.

Kaladin stood on the stage with Stormlight streaming off of him, clutching a Shardguitar in his hands.

He bellowed, "Are you ready to Rock?"

Lopen leaned back against the brick wall and grinned. "nah Gancho. The Lopen needs only chaouta!"

[Quiver he/him]

What did the casanova say to the Ferring?

Hey baby, I'd Tap that.

What happened when the Casanova tried that line on the Twinborn?

He got burned.

Edited June 22, 2014 by Quiver

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

Lopen leaned back against the brick wall and grinned. "nah Gancho. The Lopen needs only chaouta!"

@FeatherWriter Bridge Four, the band?  Looks like a good idea for an AU!

[Paragrin she/her]

In Soviet Roshar, spren attracts YOU!

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

What do you get if you cross a elephant with a kangaroo?

Great big holes all over Australia.

*bows*

[Fatebreaker he/him]

What is a one armed Herdazian's least favorite playground activity?

Jump rope.

 

How do you get a one-armed Herdazian to drop whatever he's doing?

Give him a high-five.

 

Why was the seventh son angry?

Because the third son boiled his eel-shell.

You don't get it? Hmph, Horneater humor is wasted on airsick lowlanders.

 

Why did Blushweaver throw her awakened mirror out?

Because it's edges were showing purple.

Kaladin: What?

Arrg, this language has is useless for jokes, it has no proper metaphors.

 

Ooh, ooh, I got one!

Shut up Nightblood

Pleeeeease? It's reeeealy funny.

Fine.

Why was the man dead?

Sigh... Why?

Because we destroyed him because he was evil!

...

...

...

It's funny because he's dead.

Edited August 19, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Paragrin she/her]

How many of the God King's palace servants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why change lightbulbs when you can change rooms?

How many Epics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they're all steel.

How many Rithmatists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they're all off in Nebrask.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Greatest case of topic derailment. EVER.

 

What do people in Newcago say when they see a flying man?

Epic.

 

(This reminds me of Reddit's jokes topic)

[Fatebreaker he/him]

What was Steelheart's favorite Pixar movie?

 

The Incredibles.

Makes for great Propaganda. Supers/Epics are good. People who want to get rid of them are bad. 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Whoa. Someone went through here and downvoted all my jokes.. Guess they were pretty bad... Hhahaaha

Edit: Apart from two.

Edited August 21, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart

[trixster]

Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE.

 

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

 

Sweet Harmony am I in a good mood right now. Not only did I get to arguably Best Rank, my efforts at weight loss are starting to pay off. Computer problems and word count aside, I'm pretty damnation happy right now. 

I'm guessing you posted a lot in the last 2 months but now it's 1130 you should be in bed by now.

Edited August 21, 2014 by trixster

[Voidus]

Why has no one mentioned Ati in any of these jokes?
Because he'd Ruin them.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

knock knock

Who's there

A Steel Inquisitor

A steel inquisitor wh..

WHAM! Silence! Steel Inquisitors ask the questions here!

 

How do you make a tineye fail his driving test?

Honk at him.

 

Hey Szeth, what's up?

Right now? You.

Edited August 24, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Quiver he/him]

How do you make a tineye fain his driving test?

Honk at him

I hate to be Padantic, but there's a typo.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

What do you get when you cross a Windrunner with a Skybreaker?

 

A Windbreaker.

[mail-mi he/him]

How hard will Odium party?

 

He'll Rayse the roof. 

[Steel he/him]

What do you get when you cross Tam and Szeth?

 

Mat!