Chaos he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 Boooooooo. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. 3
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender 8
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 (edited) Broken Pencils are pointless. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! Your jokes are gold, Quiver. Edited June 14, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 3
Popular Post Delightful Posted June 14, 2014 Popular Post Posted June 14, 2014 *clears throat* How many Rosharans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but you have to wait for a highstorm. How many Mistborn does it take to change a lightbulb?None, they'l just burn tin. How many darkeyes does it take to change a lightbulb?None, he's out in the storm stealing spheres. Did you hear about the latest application of Hemalurgy?I kandra care less. What gets heavier the more it empties? An Iron-tapping Ferring What do you call an imprisoned kandra?Anything you like, he can't hear you. Knock knockwho's there?Your coinshotOh, push off. knock knock who's there? Vin Vin who? Vindication (Muahahaha) Knock knock who's there? Oresure Kandra see I'm busy? What did the noble say to the kandra awaiting payment?I'll give you TenSoon What did the Surgebinder say to the threatening person at the door?Go away Else I'll Call the police! 19
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 how long did you spend coming up with those? 1
Quiver he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Author Posted June 14, 2014 What did Kelsier say when Vin ran out of coins? Don't worry, Elend you some. 14
Kobold King he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Sebarial asked Shallan to cast an illusion of food for him. Why? Because he wanted a light snack. 7
Left he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Why did Plato draw funny shapes and spend a lot of time in the "Thinking Land"? He wanted to see Pattern. 2
Popular Post Kobold King he/him Posted June 14, 2014 Popular Post Posted June 14, 2014 Fortunately, we already know what Surge Ym the shoemaker had access to. Solecasting. 20
Khyrindor he/him Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Have you seen Vasher? Who Zahel you talking about?? 15
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Hash fell from the sky. Lord Tresting frowned. *bows* 2
Khyrindor he/him Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 (edited) Can't decide if... Vashta Narada...or Elsecaller... Edited June 15, 2014 by Khyrindor 1
Delightful Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 how long did you spend coming up with those? uh....ten minutes or so? What does Spook say when he can't get his shoelaces undone? Wasing the Notting!! 8
Gamma Fiend he/him Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Why did the Chicken cross the road?Because I made it into a Lifeless and gave it a command to.What has four wheels and flies?Kaladin carrying tires.How many people on Roshar does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One person to Soulcast the lightbulb, one Ardent to lecture the person on using the Soulcaster outside of the church, and one Shallan to plan and steal said fabrial.Also, rumor has it that if you whisper Nalan's name into the mirror three times in a row, he will appear and slay you with a Shardblade. 11
Quiver he/him Posted June 15, 2014 Author Posted June 15, 2014 What do you say when the Survivor enters a room? Kels here! 3
Kobold King he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Kelsier took a few tips from The Dark Knight's Joker. "Do you know how I got these skaa?" 10
Delightful Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) How do you know a joke has been blessed with a large amount of Investiture? Because it keeps Returning! Edited June 16, 2014 by Delightful 6
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because there was a Zebra crossing!! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 What do you call a crazy Mistborn? InZane. 4
Quiver he/him Posted June 18, 2014 Author Posted June 18, 2014 Why did the Kandra cross the road? It was imitating the chicken. Why did the chicken cross the road? Who knows. There's always another secret. 11
Shaggai Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Why did the Edgedancer cross the road? To get to the other slide. 6
Quiver he/him Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 What did the casanova say to the Ferring? Hey baby, I'd Tap that. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 You should have been at the first Bridge Four concert. Kaladin stood on the stage with Stormlight streaming off of him, clutching a Shardguitar in his hands. He bellowed, "Are you ready to Rock?" 3
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