Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 On that note, maybe they control every museum in the city because no other Epic wanted to control a building full of dusty old rocks. Ooh, maybe the reason this museum has such an improbably high number of species is because these Epics have been taking the best dinosaur exhibits from around the country and stockpiling them here in Portland. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 9, 2014 Author Posted August 9, 2014 Ooh, maybe the reason this museum has such an improbably high number of species is because these Epics have been taking the best dinosaur exhibits from around the country and stockpiling them here in Portland. As a sort of "screw you" to the other Portland Epics. "You wouldn't let us take the bank? FINE! BE that way! We'll just take all the best dinosaur fossils from everywhere else and keep them here!" "YEAH! And then we'll charge you an arm and a leg to get in! How you like us NOW, Altermind?" "Uh….just fine." backs away slowly 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Ooh, maybe the reason this museum has such an improbably high number of species is because these Epics have been taking the best dinosaur exhibits from around the country and stockpiling them here in Portland. So we are stealing stolen dinosaur bones from Epics that stole them first and brought them into a city full of stronger Epics. although they have absolutly no use for them apart from showing them of. Seems legit. No seriously I can imagine Epics doing something like that for the bragging rights reward. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 9, 2014 Author Posted August 9, 2014 So we are stealing stolen dinosaur bones from Epics that stole them first and brought them into a city full of stronger Epics. although they have absolutly no use for them apart from showing them of. Seems legit. No seriously I can imagine Epics doing something like that for the bragging rights reward. It's just ridiculous enough to work. Actually, is this Curveball's origin story we're telling? 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 It's just ridiculous enough to work. Actually, is this Curveball's origin story we're telling? Absolutly perfect, maybe I should update that Leverage meme. He could be Headshot´s brother. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 I'm thinking the museum parking lot is filled with sports cars armed with spikes, arranged for Hotwire's convenience. Thoughts? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 9, 2014 Author Posted August 9, 2014 I'm thinking the museum parking lot is filled with sports cars armed with spikes, arranged for Hotwire's convenience. Thoughts? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Posted the new segment. Current Warriors of Light count: Three Ronson-Clarkes, an elderly couple and a thirty year-old grandson. Two Regways, Frank and Simon. Alice Regway is missing in action--Lightwards assumes Funtimes let her get killed during the street fight. The newest Warrior is Jack the salvage man, whose truck Lightwards currently occupies. And then there's the two animals, Miffy Tartarus the Rottweiler and the vulture whose name will eventually be Claudius. Who wants to go next?
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 I can write something up but I see that Lightwards is a real team player, not bothering to wait for his team mates and instead pulling a Leroy. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 I can write something up but I see that Lightwards is a real team player, not bothering to wait for his team mates and instead pulling a Leroy. He plans on waiting for Nighthound and the Ludicrous Duo to show up, surprising them with an Allosaurus when they arrive. In all likelihood though, all of his team mates are faster than he is. Nighthound and the Duo may have gotten there ahead of him.
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 He plans on waiting for Nighthound and the Ludicrous Duo to show up, surprising them with an Allosaurus when they arrive. In all likelihood though, all of his team mates are faster than he is. Nighthound and the Duo may have gotten there ahead of him. Nah, I can see Nighthound arriving late because he didn´t care for the time... actually you only gave him a pamphlet and no specific time.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Nah, I can see Nighthound arriving late because he didn´t care for the time... actually you only gave him a pamphlet and no specific time. I knew I was forgetting something. Maybe you should be the executive writer for the NPC Epics, and then Nighthound can show up towards the end of the fight and heroically save the day? 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 I knew I was forgetting something. Maybe you should be the executive writer for the NPC Epics, and then Nighthound can show up towards the end of the fight and heroically save the day? We could do that except the heroic part, of course, or I could have Nighthound visit Lightwards´ house and find it empty, either one works in my book.
Voidus Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 I've got a short scene for PP written, mostly just him arriving just after Lightwards, he's spying through the windows.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 9, 2014 Author Posted August 9, 2014 Nathan and Funtimes are at the museum, but they're away from the action thus far.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 I've got a short scene for PP written, mostly just him arriving just after Lightwards, he's spying through the windows. Cool. Can't wait to see it. I guess Nighthound will find Lightwards missing and head to the museum, and someone--perhaps Edgedancer or Voidus--can write up a quick scene detailing the Bone Burglar's morning activities. Also, quickly thrown together Blindside pony. 1
Voidus Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Not sure what he's going to do with his piece of research paper, could be used as an inventory of the museums stocks if needed, otherwise he's probably just going to blow it up sometime when his voice is being less annoying.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Not sure what he's going to do with his piece of research paper, could be used as an inventory of the museums stocks if needed, otherwise he's probably just going to blow it up sometime when his voice is being less annoying. That sounds like him. Also, I took the liberty of making a Purple Phoenix pony. Hope you don't mind. 1
Voidus Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 That sounds like him. Also, I took the liberty of making a Purple Phoenix pony. Hope you don't mind. Haha! Love it! Although I'm not entirely sure what's up with all the ponies, I think I skipped that part of the thread. :S 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 9, 2014 Author Posted August 9, 2014 Since it is apparently the destiny of all in-game Epics to be ponified, here is a Hotwire pony. As for the ponies, Voidus….we're not quite sure either. All we really know for sure is that Kobold started it. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 hotwire.pngSince it is apparently the destiny of all in-game Epics to be ponified, here is a Hotwire pony. As for the ponies, Voidus….we're not quite sure either. All we really know for sure is that Kobold started it. I regret nothing. * scurries back to the online generator to complete the Möbius pony * 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Alright then my morning is up. Shall I write something up for the NPC´s, wants someone else or do they just ambush you?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 9, 2014 Author Posted August 9, 2014 Edgedancer, we need to talk. You said Lucentia would be less creepy than her brother. Less creepy. Not more. Not the same level. Less. Creepy. By the Lord Ruler, are you trying to give me nightmares? 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 Edgedancer, we need to talk. You said Lucentia would be less creepy than her brother. Less creepy. Not more. Not the same level. Less. Creepy. By the Lord Ruler, are you trying to give me nightmares? Yes? To be fair the graveyard is not likely to make another apperance and there is a very good reason for its existence, so she is going to be less creepy starting her next apperance. Still, I apologize. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 9, 2014 Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Every time I think of Lucentia, I think of this song. (I like her, by the way. ) Here's Möbius as an alicorn. I might edit her at some point--it's hard getting her normal-looking + supervillainish. And TwiLyght penned shipping fics in 3, 2, 1 ... Edited August 9, 2014 by Kobold King 2
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