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[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

nope just needed some additional evidence 

then you didn't get any

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

yeah this e

Edited August 24, 2023 by Wits instant noodles

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

yeah this 

you want to explain this then?

Spoiler

Like, why would I be the first topic for witch? it would obviously be the definition. You literally googled my username with 17th shard at the end then changed the searchbar to Witch, didn't you. Don't lie, I can see the bolded words. Bolded words are words that match what you searched.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Like, why would I be the first topic for witch?

he used his witch powers to change the search results

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

he used his witch powers to change the search results

The other people on this thread aren't stupid Noodles. They can google Witch themselves, then Google Being of Cacophoy 17th Shard and see which one matches our search results

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

WITCHHHHH!!!!!! 

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

he used his witch powers to change the search results

YOU BE THE WITCH HEREEEEEE

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

NOOOOOO IT BE HIM 

[Immortal Platypus]

WE AREN'T STOOPID! YOU'RE SO CLEARLY A WITCH

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

CLEARLY NOT LOOK AT THE POLL

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 minute ago, Wits instant noodles said:

CLEARLY NOT LOOK AT THE POLL

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CHANGED IT

Spoiler

WIIIIITCHH!!

 

[Immortal Platypus]

WHAT CHEESMAN SAID!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

20 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CHANGED IT

 

that would be ridiculous clearly i didn't 

[Immortal Platypus]

As the judge I have decided it is time for the trial.

Oyez! Oyez!

I call this trial to order! Defense, you may state your case. If you do not respond within 24 hours, you will forfeit the chance. @Wittles of Shinovar, you are the attorney to @Wits instant noodles. You may begin calling people to the stand.

After you we will have the prosecution and then the jury will decide his guilt. If he is found guilty I will pronounce his sentence.

 

I probably butchered that, but if I did, it's fine, cause this is a witch trial, not a true criminal trial  

Edited August 28, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

You realize he was never arrested, right? We went straight from reasonable suspicion to trial.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

yeah also guess what your actually a witch @Being of Cacophony

Screenshot 2023-08-24 105125.png.pxz

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

You realize he was never arrested, right? We went straight from reasonable suspicion to trial.

yep!

 

1 minute ago, Wits instant noodles said:

yeah also guess what your actually a witch @Being of Cacophony

Screenshot 2023-08-24 105125.png.pxz

I can't open that...

[Wittles he/him]

So do I start now?

Also, I don't really know what I'm doing

Edited August 28, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[Immortal Platypus]

18 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

So do I start now?

Also, I don't really know what I'm doing

yeah.

Neither do most of the rest of us!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

On 8/28/2023 at 10:55 AM, Being of Cacophony said:

I can't open that...

you cant?

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, Wits instant noodles said:

you cant?

no.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

hu must be a SKILL ISSUE 

[Monk of Dakhor]

well, google thinks you're a witch

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

by the way being of cacophony is about to post a fake screen shot

Edited November 1, 2023 by Wits instant noodles

[Immortal Platypus]

guys, I found a hidden SU from Noodles...

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3 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

by the way being of cacophony is about to post a fake screen shot

i would never  

Edited November 1, 2023 by Being of Cacophony