Ask A Fae Anything

[Tea Leaf]

I don't know. I started this for no reason at all, ask away.

Edited April 5, 2023 by The Last Fæ

[That1Cellist he/him]

How do I preserve my will to live?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

@The last Fae in the Woods,

ya like jazz?

[Edema Rue she/her]

If the world turned to cheese and the sun disappeared and there was no more bacon and no one wanted to live, would the 84th letter in the alphabet still be aquamarine - 17 mangoes = i?

[Wittles he/him]

3 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

If the world turned to cheese and the sun disappeared and there was no more bacon and no one wanted to live, would the 84th letter in the alphabet still be aquamarine - 17 mangoes = i?

it's i squared for future reference

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

*i cubed, my bad.

[Telrao she/her]

@The last Fae in the Woods If someone gave you a box of kittens, what would you do with them?

[Tea Leaf]

On 1/30/2023 at 0:34 PM, That1Cellist said:

How do I preserve my will to live?

Um... I need to figure that out for myself

On 1/30/2023 at 2:34 PM, InfiniteInsanity said:

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

Railgun chicken? I think twice mass of the elephant of genocidal roosters would do the trick.

On 2/6/2023 at 10:17 AM, Shining Silhouette said:

ya like jazz?

Yes.

On 2/6/2023 at 11:30 PM, Aes Sedai said:

If the world turned to cheese and the sun disappeared and there was no more bacon and no one wanted to live, would the 84th letter in the alphabet still be aquamarine - 17 mangoes = i?

No.

[Tea Leaf]

10 hours ago, Telrao said:

@The last Fae in the Woods If someone gave you a box of kittens, what would you do with them?

Ask if they were sure, then make sure that my chickens and kittens won't fight, give away a few kittens and have the rest to myself.

[Telrao she/her]

8 hours ago, The last Fae in the Woods said:

Ask if they were sure, then make sure that my chickens and kittens won't fight, give away a few kittens and have the rest to myself.

Wise answer, my friend. Wise answer.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What element would you choose of fire, water, earth, and air? Or would you not chose one?

[Tea Leaf]

The 5th one... SURPRISE

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If you could take up a shard, would you?

And what shard would you take up if you could of the 16?

And what shard would you be if you were a shard?

[Tea Leaf]

30 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

If you could take up a shard, would you?

And what shard would you take up if you could of the 16?

And what shard would you be if you were a shard?

Yes

Valor, Honor, Ruin, Endowment, or Invention. Probably Endowment or Invention

Shard name: Zealous

[Ranryu she/her]

What would you do with a million dollars?

[Tea Leaf]

Just now, Ranryu said:

What would you do with a million dollars?

Keep them for later.

[Hollow Graves]

If you could pick a question, what would it be? (any random question)

[Tea Leaf]

1 minute ago, Hollow Graves said:

If you could pick a question, what would it be? (any random question)

Why?

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

if i came up to you with two rats/mice, and asked you whether you wanted to keep them or double it and give it to the next person, how would you answer?

[Tea Leaf]

1 minute ago, shortcake said:

if i came up to you with two rats/mice, and asked you whether you wanted to keep them or double it and give it to the next person, how would you answer?

Umm... how about this; I don't take your umbrella and I don't get your rats/mice.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

7 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

Umm... how about this; I don't take your umbrella and I don't get your rats/mice.

but what if i wanted to give you the rats/mice?

[Tea Leaf]

2 minutes ago, shortcake said:

but what if i wanted to give you the rats/mice?

Thanks for the umbrella!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

15 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

Thanks for the umbrella!

NUUUUUU

haha jokes on you you can't have it since I'm not at school