Incorrect Corrections

[Lunamor she/her]

…you do realize that water is liquid, right? You can’t make a building block out of that.

Locks help stop people from opening doors.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What? But locks are there to help open the door, silly! Since they're so easy to just rip right off, you're supposed to take them off and then bash the door open with them if the handle is stuck!

Airplanes fly 

[RaeTheRaven]

They do not. They succumb to the gravitational pull of the sun and fall towards it. 

Glass is brittle. 

[aetherbound he/him]

Actually, it's fluorine, brittle is a type of cheese, glass is made of fluorine.

YouTube has videos on it.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Nope! YouTube has countless, nearly identical photo albums on it. Their slideshow speed is very high...

Alarm clocks are evil.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

No, they were declared saints as of right now by Dalinar. 
 

I am a stick

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

No, you are obviously a 'Lord Spirit' Whatever that is

 

Marbles are commonly made of glass.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

No, glass breaks when drop it, and marbles do not. So they are obviously made of Diamond. 
 

Mistborn is a good series. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

No, it has no substance cause it's all mist

 

Lifespren are green

[Lunamor she/her]

No, they’re blue. They aren’t envyspren.

Books have pages.

[RaeTheRaven]

Those are not pages, they're hair. 

Sugar is sweet. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Sugar is actually pretty mean to me 

People smile when they are happy.

[RaeTheRaven]

No, they smile when they want to stretch their cheek muscles. 

 

Italy is a country in Europe. 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

False, Europe is a part of Italy. 

Spoiler

I know modern Italy is not the same thing as Roman Empire at all but the joke doesn't work otherwise and anyway we have to be incorrect here

 

Roses are red and violets are blue.

Edited February 14, 2024 by Just a Silvereye

[RaeTheRaven]

Roses are, in fact, colourless and violets are obviously magenta. 

Water is necessary for life. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Dihydrogen monoxide is in fact an incredibly dangerous substance.

Spoiler

https://web.archive.org/web/19961031232918/http://media.circus.com/~no_dhmo/

You use your vocal cords to speak.

[RaeTheRaven]

Not quite. In fact, your vocal chords are played by tiny imps that live in your throat. Your brain sends a signal to them when you want to speak, they receive a tiny script of what they should play and then play it. It's a very demanding job and when the imps go on strike, you get laryngitis and lose your voice.

 

Cheese is made out of milk. 

[Lunamor she/her]

No, it’s made of moon!

Cows eat grass.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

no their teeth eat it

vin is in mistborn

[Lunamor she/her]

I’m pretty sure that guy from those car movies isn’t in Mistborn.

Fish breathe water.

[RaeTheRaven]

Fish do not breathe at all. They are an alien species who does not breathe. 

 

the moon orbits the earth

[Lunamor she/her]

A common misconception. It’s actual a massive cluster of Orbeez that orbits the Earth made to replace the moon by NASA. The moon left after humans wouldn’t quit being annoying and littering flags on it.

Shade is made by something blocking a light source.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

No, Shades are made on threnody when people die. (Or something like that). 
 

nothing rhymes with orange. 

[RaeTheRaven]

Incorrect, porridge clearly rhymes with orange. 

Honey is made by bees. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Honey can’t be made by a letter, it’s obviously made by bears. Why else would the honey bottles be shaped like them?

It doesn’t snow when it is hot.