Funny out-of context/misread sentences

[S. Stormy she/her]

So just sentences that when read on their own sound really silly. For example

Quote

Shallan squeezed some more sap onto her toes.

-Words of Radiance

Also, I don't remember which one, but I'm pretty sure it was a Stormlight book and I opened to a random page and thought it said "She turned to goo" when it actually said "go".

What are your misread/funny sentences?