Lord Spirit he/him Posted January 17, 2024 Posted January 17, 2024 Unfortunately, there was a 10 dollar tax
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted January 17, 2024 Posted January 17, 2024 Fortunately, whoever we're talking about suddenly gained a lot of dollars.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 17, 2024 Posted January 17, 2024 Unfortunately, they were Zimbabwean dollars from the country’s hyperinflation period and thus worth very little.
pureintonation she/her Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Unfortunately the “boom” was a nuclear explosion…
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted February 6 Posted February 6 1 minute ago, pureintonation said: Unfortunately the “boom” was a nuclear explosion… Fortunately they had bomb shelters
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted February 6 Posted February 6 25 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Unfortunately they all caved in Fortunately they were excellent spelunkers.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 10 minutes ago, ʟɪɢʜʈ said: Fortunately they were excellent spelunkers. Unfortunately, they all died.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said: Unfortunately, they all died. Fortunately, nobody else did.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, nobody else did. Unfortunately, the cave-in released dust storms that now cover the Earth.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 8 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Unfortunately, the cave-in released dust storms that now cover the Earth. Fortunately, life on Earth rapidly evolved to survive under an atmosphere of dust.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, life on Earth rapidly evolved to survive under an atmosphere of dust. Unfortunately, the crops are being killed by the blight, and your only chance of survival is by sending a dude through a black hole.
pureintonation she/her Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Fortunately the dude in question loves black holes and is super duper psyched about the opportunity to be sent into one.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Unfortunately, some psychotic person who wants to see the world destroyed abducted the dude in question and now holds him hostage.
pureintonation she/her Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Fortunately he also loves hostage situations and is just as genuinely thrilled to be taken hostage.
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Unfortunately, during the time that he was hostage the very last plant on Earth died.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Fortunately, a new shipment of spaceplants had just arrived from Mars
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said: Fortunately, a new shipment of spaceplants had just arrived from Mars Unfortunately, the spaceplants were entirely inedible to any form of life.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Just now, Ashkaloda said: Unfortunately, the spaceplants were entirely inedible to any form of life. Fortunately, everyone moved to Pluto instead.
___ He/Him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Just now, Ink and Embers said: Fortunately, everyone moved to Pluto instead. Unfortunately, they ran out of fuel on the way
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 (edited) Fortunately, they established a small colony in the middle of space where their spaceships ran out of fuel. Edited February 6 by Ashkaloda ninja'd
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted February 6 Posted February 6 1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, they established a small colony in the middle of space where their spaceships ran out of fuel. Infortunato they were attacked by martians
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 14 minutes ago, ʟɪɢʜʈ said: Infortunato they were attacked by martians Fortunately, it was all a misunderstanding that was quickly resolved when the martians realized that the spaceplants they sent to Earth didn’t work.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said: Fortunately, it was all a misunderstanding that was quickly resolved when the martians realized that the spaceplants they sent to Earth didn’t work. Unfortunately the Martians left and then the humans realized they were stuck in space with no fuel or food.
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