CHORTLISM

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

10 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I have a question.

As the poem in which the word "chortle" was coined, is The Jabberwocky considered a sacred text in Chortlism?

That is confidential to non-Chorts. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

6 hours ago, Boomerang Guy said:

That is confidential to non-Chorts. 

So you didn't know it?

Also, what if your morals are flexible as a gymnast and you sign the document with your non-dominant hand?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Most likely you will be excommunicated from Chortlism for breaking the way of the chort at some point.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

So you didn't know it?

Also, what if your morals are flexible as a gymnast and you sign the document with your non-dominant hand?

That’s going the heresy list.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

33 minutes ago, Nameless said:

That’s going the heresy list.

can I see this list?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Ironic funny, not *chorlte* funny

This is number one the misspelling of Chortle

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

This is number one the misspelling of Chortle

hhhhhhhhhhhh. I now refuse to fix that. silly typos.

[NameIess]

30 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

can I see this list?

It’s on page 3.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

13 hours ago, Nameless said:

Don't worry. I won't torture you. the torturers aren't here yet it would be against the way of the Chortle. I'll just ask you one question. Do you, before an appointed servant of the Chortle, in full view of the great Boomerang Guy, divine leader of Chortism, solemnly swear that it was an honest mistake?

you misspelled chortlism. you forgot the "L". Also, no list on page 3

[NameIess]

11 hours ago, Nameless said:

HEAR YE HEAR YE

By the will of the Chortle, and in the power bestowed upon me by my office as High Inquisitor of the chortle, I hereby declare the creed of heresy:

A Chort shall be declared heretic if they:

1.      Defy established doctrine

2.      Abandon the way of the Chortle

3.      Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle

4.      Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine

If you suspect any Chort to be breaking these laws, please report them to the inquisition, and we will investigate the matter.

Here’s the list.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*eats choffle* yeah, nameless, these are good!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Misspelling "Chortle" is not on that list.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Misspelling Chortle is not heresy. It IS shamed upon, and if it occurs in something important than there will be consequences that I will give out. I will be the judge of punishment of when chortle is misspelled. 
 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

I, The Facepalm of Szeth-son-son-Vallano, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism.

CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You are accepted into our ranks. Congradulations, a invite to Chortlism HQ will be coming soon.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

1 hour ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I, The Facepalm of Szeth-son-son-Vallano, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism.

CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE!!!

Yes congrats!

[NameIess]

In accordance with recent events, I have updated the heresy list:

A Chort shall be declared heretic if they:

1.      Defy established doctrine

2.      Abandon the way of the Chortle

3.      Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle

4.      Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine

5.      Take the oath to join Chortlism under false pretenses

6.       Oppose the spread of Chortlism

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

of course, If one is not a "Chort", one can do any of those things. I shall now have the shadow creature(who hates all forms of expressing amusement) smack you and curse you in his strange, spikey language. I believe it is entirely his own.

[NameIess]

Indeed you can. Would you like some waffles?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

only if they are normal waffles

[NameIess]

They are filled with the purified essence of Chortlism.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

so no, then.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

@Frustration!!! @Channelknight Fadran!!! @Experience!!!
Come JOIIIIIN

Edited June 1, 2022 by Boomerang Guy

[NameIess]

No! Join Wafflism instead!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

NOOOOOO