CHORTLISM

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I have a new drink I have created, but you will have to buy it from the happy inquisitor as I am in the process of selling the secrets to the owner of the happy inquisitor.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

The Happy Inquisitor eh? 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes, just ask for lots of drinks called luminous dragon pee and they will sell it to you for a story.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

luminous dragon pee

Sounds, Um….tasty?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Not made out of actual dragon pee just named that way. Not certain why I named it that but I found it funny that people would appear to be drinking dragon pee at the time.

Edited May 26, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Good news everyone! I've started large-scale production of my chorffles! Soon we'll be ready to ship these things to every corner of the multiverse!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

23 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Good news everyone! I've started large-scale production of my chorffles! Soon we'll be ready to ship these things to every corner of the multiverse!

Excellent. And great idea naming them chorffles! We are DEFINITELY trademarking that. lol

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said:

Excellent. And great idea naming them chorffles! We are DEFINITELY trademarking that. lol

Yep. Soon we'll be the most successful -ism ever!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Yesssss we shall RUUUUULE AAAAAAALL

 

[NameIess]

And all shall *chortle*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*chorltes* for ALL. 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*chorltes* for ALL. 

*squints* Is that heresy, or an honest mistake?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

we have factories all over the multiverse now, they are producing, by the end of the month we will have chortle projects in every store from Elendel to Newcago.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

we have factories all over the multiverse now, they are producing, by the end of the month we will have chortle projects in every store from Elendel to Newcago.

This is satisfactory. *chortles maniacally*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

16 minutes ago, Nameless said:

*squints* Is that heresy, or an honest mistake?

Honest mistake I meant to say *chortles*

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Honest mistake I meant to say *chortles*

I'll be the judge of that. Did you know that I was recently appointed high inquisitor? To the question with you!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Are you going to question me like the children of the light? Or someone more reasonable.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 minutes ago, Boomerang Guy said:

This is satisfactory. *chortles maniacally*

quite, we have a few pockets of rejectors sadly, I will inform you with a report at HQ.

in the meantime we have an army of anti-chortlers on the rise.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Are you going to question me like the children of the light? Or someone more reasonable.

That’s a very good question. Hahahahahahaaaahaaha…. Ha. 
I’ll trust Nameless’s judgment. lol

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Are you going to question me like the children of the light? Or someone more reasonable.

Don't worry. I won't torture you. the torturers aren't here yet it would be against the way of the Chortle. I'll just ask you one question. Do you, before an appointed servant of the Chortle, in full view of the great Boomerang Guy, divine leader of Chortism, solemnly swear that it was an honest mistake?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes, I do. 

[NameIess]

Very well then, Chort. Laugh in the Chortle, and you will be blessed.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Very well then, Chort. Laugh in the Chortle, and you will be blessed.

I love this so much. It’s making me chortle so much. lol

[NameIess]

HEAR YE HEAR YE

By the will of the Chortle, and in the power bestowed upon me by my office as High Inquisitor of the chortle, I hereby declare the creed of heresy:

A Chort shall be declared heretic if they:

1.      Defy established doctrine

2.      Abandon the way of the Chortle

3.      Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle

4.      Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine

If you suspect any Chort to be breaking these laws, please report them to the inquisition, and we will investigate the matter.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I have a question.

As the poem in which the word "chortle" was coined, is The Jabberwocky considered a sacred text in Chortlism?