Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted

[NameIess]

Nameless ran into Doomslug at full force, looking over his shoulder at the horde of ravenous chickens that was pursuing him.

Edited April 25, 2022 by Nameless

[Going_North_cal]

Doctor Doomslug cursed loudly and waved his hands. The chicken vanished. Nameless froze, and Doctor Doomslug continued to make gesticulations.

Everything seemed to... blur.

Time itself seemed to loop backwards on itself, and everyone simply... popped.

Popped out of existence, then popped back into existence, but back in the rooms of the Facility.

Time stopped reeling backwards, then was forcefully shoved back into the Universal VCR and started up again.

The chickens stayed, however. The Doctor liked the chickens. He gave them their own pen in the facility, next to Nameless and Emulaton.

While time was frozen, the Doctor thought about why things kept going wrong.

Frustration seemed to want to study, so The Doctor turned his room into an infinite pocket dimension, where all the Magics of the Cosmere lived in unison, and Frustration could study and weave to his hearts content.

He gave the Chickens free roam of the Facility, and cut back everyone's dosage.

Maybe being a fan of Sanderson wasn't such a bad idea after all.

He allowed time to continue, and everything was in harmony again. The Facility was at peace.

He also extinguished Emulaton.

[Frustration]

"Hey, Nameless could I get a hand?" Frustration asked poking his head out of his room.

[NameIess]

Nameless groaned, sitting up. "Sure." He gave Frustration a hand.

[Frustration]

"Thanks, but that's not what I meant." Frustration laughed. Handing Nameless a lightsaber Frustration walked to the other end of the room.

"Brandon said that a lghtsaber and a shardblade would bounce off of each other, but does that mean that they won't harm each other, or will they actually bounce away from one another?"

[NameIess]

"Well of course they'd bounce off each other without harming each other. Brandon's philosophy about lightsabers and whatnot seems to be: 'generic magic sword from one universe = generic magic sword from another universe.' Also, if you don't want it, could you give my hand back?"

[Frustration]

"What I'm meaning is can you get a shardblade and a lightsaber into a bind, or will they repel each other on contact? And sure, here's your hand."

[NameIess]

Nameless took his hand, reattaching it absently. "So you want me to hit your shardblade with this lightsaber?"

[Frustration]

"Yes."

[NameIess]

"Great!" Nameless ignited the lightsaber and pointed it at Frustration. "Let's do this."

[Frustration]

Frustration summoned his shardblade and fell into Stonestance, going for a straight on strike.

[Going_North_cal]

Dom silently walked into the room and watched with great interest.

[Liahona]

Liahona quietly inched open the door, wondering what this strange building was, before seeing what was happening and closing it again.

[Going_North_cal]

Dom reached out, grabbed @Liahona by the arm, and pulled them back in.

"You're gonna wanna see this, mate."

[NameIess]

Nameless blocked Frustration's strike, causing the lightsaber and the shardblade to violently repel each other.

[Going_North_cal]

Dom smiled and rubbed his chin as the two weapons seemed to magnetically repel each other.

"Interesting... Now the question is, why?"

Edited April 25, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Frustration]

Frustration stumbled away laughing as he looked from his shardblade to Nameless.

"Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

[NameIess]

"We should make a Shardblade gun using a bunch of lightsabers?"

[Frustration]

"That is not what I was thinking but that works too."

[NameIess]

"Oh. What were you thinking? That we hit them together as hard as we can?"

[Going_North_cal]

"If you hit them together hard enough, the re-action from the collision could send both weapons back into your faces, causing death. Just a thought."

[NameIess]

"Actually, I'd be fine. Lightsabers automatically turn off after they leave your hand."

[Going_North_cal]

"It'd still be in your hand."

[Frustration]

34 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Oh. What were you thinking? That we hit them together as hard as we can?"

"I was thinking we turn the lights down, and then have a fight with glowing bouncy swords."

[Going_North_cal]

Dom snapped his fingers, and the lights dimmed.

"Done."