rhythm of war Parody Song - Urithiru Tower (RoW spoilers)

[cosmere_play he/him, she/her. Go nuts]

I heard Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton the other day and thought, wow, that would really work for Raboniel, and here we are

The song is attached. Here are the lyrics, written by myself and Priscellie. I hope you enjoy!

 

Urithiru Tower 2023.mp3

 

 

Urithiru Tower

So this is your secret lair in Urithiru Tower
I hope that you've enjoyed our stay so far
I see you’ve met my daughter Essu
Her behaviour is quite disturbing
But I assure you she’s harmless enough
She’s insane, calls for her mommy,
And she has a way of learning human songs 
And humming them to me

I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my Regals think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be 
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see that Odium’s dominion
Isn’t total, ‘cause
I’m not gonna kill you yet

I called this secret weapons plan pure research to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the scheming?
You like secrets, you like research,
Maybe you don’t like carnage so much
Maybe I killed too many humans
Isn’t it enough to know that I’m willing to share
My Towerlight with you?

I’m so into you
But I’m way too tall for you
Even my Regals think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be 
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see that Odium’s dominion
Isn’t total, ‘cause
I’m not gonna kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside a room where we can sing
While out across Roshar our music causes 
Worldwide genocide
And whether singers win, or humans I don’t care
Let’s just end it
But it wouldn’t mean quite as much to me to have to watch you die

You know it isn’t easy occupying Urithiru Tower
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to stay in this room?
I’ve been lovely, I’ve been gracious
And this Tower is full of Fused
Odium is losing patience
Baby you should stay and be my Voice of Lights 
And sing the Rhythm of War with me

I’m so into you
But I’m way too old for you
Even my Regals think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be 
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see that - oh, a Voidlight dagger
How delightful, dear, that 
You’re gonna kill me dead
Really completely dead
I can feel it, I’m dead

Edited February 8, 2023 by cosmere_play
Updated to a better quality sound file

[Lament on the Wind she/her]

On 1/13/2022 at 1:08 AM, cosmere_play said:

How delightful, dear, that 
You’re gonna kill me dead
Really completely dead
I can feel it, I’m dead

Ah Raboniel don't you worry about that...Its not like someone's gonna kill you  with your own creation

Edited June 26, 2022 by WindjoggerTriggerhappy