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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Sounds good.

What is your favorite thing to say when given access to matches?

Edited November 22, 2022 by Ookla the Quark

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I’m going to commit arson.

What’s the best-looking Zelda game?

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Ocarina.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Sometimes. It depends given the situation.

What kind of person are you?

Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Hemalurgically spiked, obviously.

What do you like pineapple on?

Edited November 24, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Pizza

What do you want to tie up in a sack full of vicious rabid weasels and throw in a river?

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the Quark

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

My dog.

What's your opinion on human blood?

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Sweet and apply. Perfection.

Do you think bowstrings are a good investment? (ITS A HARD ONE)

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

They can be used as hair ties in a pinch, so sure.

Did you like reading the Stormlight Archive?

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

It was good, but I like most BrandoSando books better.

Does poison ivy make good fuel for a fire?

Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

No, books do though.

How many puppies to you kill on average each week?

Edited November 26, 2022 by Ookla the Quark

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I don’t know, like maybe fifty or something.

How many suitcases would it take to make a raft?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It depends on the type. You might be able to tie them together with the clothes inside.

Did you just fart?

Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

That's one of the great unanswered questions of our time.
 

Keeping the original in a spoiler box because it's great.

Spoiler

How much havoc could a beaver cause in a game of laser tag between two teams of five randomly selected chess grandmasters?

How much does a duck weigh?

Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

If it is rabid, very much. If it isn't, then still probably a lot. "Watch out, Carlsen!" said Kasparov. "It's coming for you!"

"Eeyagh!"

...

Which Sharder do you most want to kill?

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[Telrao she/her]

Hmmm... ALL OF THEM

What is the best subspecies of tomato pumpkin children?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

the one that is my favorite color of the alphabet.

Where might I find you when I'm looking for a zombie formula?

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ookla the Quark

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

In a lab.

Is the number of hours per day that you sleep at least 8?

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Don’t you mean 1337?

Are you sane?

Edited December 4, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I highly doubt that's possible.

Are you green?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Yes, I am.

Where can I find a large bottle of water?

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the Quark

[S. Stormy she/her]

I... don't think those exist. @Ookla the Quark

 

What's the most exciting thing you've seen recently? @Ookla the Omniscient

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Death

How did you get frostbite in Arizona?

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Well, it was a really hot day. Hottest on record, actually.

In what year did the War of 1812 happen?

Edited December 4, 2022 by Sequence

[Szeth's Facepalm]

1813.

what is the color of your insides?

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat