Popular Post Mckeedee123 he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Popular Post Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) So the other day, I heard this rock song on the radio. Go ahead and listen to it. It will help you to appreciate what's coming. Now I don't know about you, but the first thing I thought of when I heard this song, with its repeated four syllables, was this: I AM A STICK! The lyrics are as follows: ________________________________________ I AM A STICK (Stick!) I AM A STICK (Stick!) I AM, A, STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK (Stick!) I'm a fire, you say? Well, lady I'll just tell you I'm composed of wooden fibers I'm a Stick! (STICK! Stick, Stick, Stick) Soulcast me, you say? Well, no matter how much stormlight you've got doesn't change the fact that I'm a Stick! (STICK! Stick, Stick, Stick) I love the feel of xylem and phloem inside me! My leaves can perform photosynthesis! 'Cause I'm a STICK (Stick!) YEAH I'M A STICK (Stick!) I AM, A, STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK (Stick!) Bein' fire's cool, you say? Well, nothin's cooler than my deleted scene wherein I say that I'm a Stick! (STICK! Stick, Stick, Stick) This land's cold, you say? Well, you can freeze to death because I'm proud to be a stick I AM A STICK! (STICK! Stick, Stick, Stick) You're prob'ly just jealous of my internodal space cause... I'm proud to have fallen off a tree! 'Cause I'm a STICK (Stick!) YEAH I'M A STICK (Stick!) I AM, A, STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK! I AM A STICK (Stick!) I AM A STICK (Stick!) I AM, A, STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK! (Stick!) STICK! (Stick) STICK! (Stick!) I AM A STICK!!!! Yep. Now I can hopefully get that out of my head. Edited January 6, 2015 by mckeedee123 19
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 6, 2015 Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) Well I'll be singing that parody for the rest of day..... I'm so tempted to make a music video for this parody on my YouTube channel Edited January 6, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 2
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Author Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) I'm so tempted to make a music video for this parody on my YouTube channel Well, I'm not sure that you really get the full "effect" of it if you don't imagine all of the heavy metal in the background. Note: Will never be able to read the Stick's lines the same way again. Edited January 7, 2015 by mckeedee123 2
Patrick Star Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Too ambiguous. Are you, in fact, a stick? I really just can't tell, the song doesn't make it a clear point. 4
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 This is on my list of my favorite things in the world. 1
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Author Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Too ambiguous. Are you, in fact, a stick? I really just can't tell, the song doesn't make it a clear point. Aww... Braize. I thought that that fact was strongly implied by several lines in the main body of the song. Was the symbolic reference to the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil too vague? (Hint: It's a tree. What falls off of trees? Other than spiritual knowledge and Mankind's symbolic struggle against anarchy, of course. You should know this one.) Edited January 7, 2015 by mckeedee123 1
Patrick Star Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) (Hint: It's a tree. What falls off of trees? Other than spiritual knowledge and Mankind's symbolic struggle against anarchy, of course. You should know this one.) Leaves? This is too difficult! Edited January 7, 2015 by Patrick Star
natc Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 pulls out a cigarette lighter Who needs ardents or Radiants! 'cause this place isn't big enough for so many sticks! One of us needs to be fire.
Xaladin he/him Posted January 18, 2015 Posted January 18, 2015 Apparently Taravangian is a Stick now.
Patrick Star Posted January 18, 2015 Posted January 18, 2015 Apparently Taravangian is a Stick now. I wish it were that easy
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted January 18, 2015 Author Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I kind of want to another one of these: a parody of "All-Star" called "Bridgeman". I've got the first few lines figured out already. Edited January 18, 2015 by mckeedee123
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