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28 I un-stand you, but you are still corrected.

25 No I made it a rule now.

20 This is good

Yeah your right. Please you change the list, I'm to lazy.

18 Does anyone else find this funny?

I think I'll be at the top, I have 83 (84 now) posts. 15 What if Brandon Sanderson's name wasn't actually Brandon Sanderson and it was just a big joke.

13 Actually that's a great idea.

GUYS, @Brandon Sanderson HAS AN ACCOUNT!!!!!

No why do you ask?

11 I have developed small anger issues with #1 Taln Fan. Let another Mod post!

30!!

That 28

I kill Star for complaining about us killing Her

I'm gonna do it 25

Well, they can both reset the thread. 23 Can I pass a rule that says Chaos can't reset the thread?

Its the scariest name. 20

I just got the list 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me. 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me. 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich We are gonna need to start spoilering the list!

Fair 18 GUYS THE SCARY BLUE NAME IS STILL HERE!

It wasn't quite well enough said. It kills Star. (Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich) Star get the list!

13 Let's get a Mod besides TalnFan to post here. (after we get to 1000) Didn't you know that the 17thshard is special?

Kills him because I'm mad. 8

60!!!

Being lazy and not reading the weird words that Shatter said.

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