Creation

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*siiiiiiigh* fineeeeeee you can build one also yeah lol that's a valid excuse *builds one*

While you're busy watching Shatter, the Maw 3 - Frying Pan bonks you on the head and takes the sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's frying pan doesn't knock me unconscious as I am not not a kandra and I notice KSOHS and therefore devise a plan. I get near your frying pan and instantly use the investiture I borrowed from alternate versions of Adonalsium to power my A-bendalloy. Then, I burn duralumin and put the effects of a 1 metre radius bendalloy bubble into an allomantic grenade that I throw at the frying pan. I then see the frying pan that has committed grand theft and assault instantly die of hawking radiation.

Ok!

ah yes blue yah what can u do as a drag0n?

who hooo!!! !!! YAY!

meep meep Okay actually I was laughing so hard as I read all this You guys are the best HAPPY PAGE 3000!! what is meep? prolly not yeah told y'all why did you ping me but call me glass first . . . lol um... I forgot the first time? (is that a valid excuse?) oo cinema lol yeah hes rich ahhh mb gang bad reception in here so can I build a telecommunications tower?

nah you just gotta start making 67 jokes and go full alpha mode ??? damn

meep @Hawks @Kansas Stormcursed @Through The Living Glass explain my meep wdym it's your thing If it's like "nom" then... ill be annoyed

no yeah i vomit it all up when i go to bed turns out this diet isnt very sustainable You won't ever be let out of @Through The Living Glass's stomach though you just need to cut yourself out if you want to get out, but then, @Through The Living Glass will say "owie" and you will probualy feel bad and get back in to fix it and she'll like close it up again ???

don't worry, i'm not going to steal your houses. i'm going to eat them. *shklurp* mm tasty Thank you! don't worry, i'm not going to steal your houses. i'm going to eat them. *shklurp* mm tasty will you ever let us out? I'm assuming you never digest anything like glass but you are not always hungry like @Through The Living Glass, right? Also, @echo74, I should recommend you don't eat @CoderDrag0n8, over there in the corner.

you can't stop echo. she's too fast. *cromch* If you steal our houses you shall know the wrath of @Creation and @Time. But, if you don't, we're pretty chill with Glass so i'll just eat both its a win-win imo PAGE 3000 i'll just eat both its a win-win imo Can you eat our houses oh great @echo74?

Yup, and, I know. Do you want some frying pans for your kitchen? *nom* mmm tastes like chicken can i have one? *noms* you can't stop echo. she's too fast. *cromch* Please!!! JUST EAT OUR HOUSES SO WE CAN LIVE!

glass you need better stomach accommodations we want tv we want tv we want tv Expand I have 5 cinemas in my house Can she come in? Don't worry, I'll stop any crimes, @Time, you know me..

glass you need better stomach accommodations we want tv we want tv we want tv Go to @Time's house he has a cinema yayayyyaayay I swear if you nom me after I have been nomed...

mmm cannibalism tastes delicious people >:3 *NOM* 2 now? @Through The Living Glass, you have 2 residents indeed you've been nommed >:3 4 @Creation @Time @CoderDrag0n8 @echo74

yeah i know, its so cooked You're legit only posting on this, is that unhealthy?

urs is 40:3 bro thats cooked

Some sections of the forums (like this!) don't up post count It makes my post to reputation ratio cooked

You're on 3 posts for some reason...

Listen to Survive by Stormlyte yah its really good 1 MORE PAGE! WE'RE ON 2999!

No, thats after he accepts the voice. Yeah, but he will. Thanks for the infinite Temporarily Airborne Black Dwarf Frying Pans you gave me as part of the initiation to THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBS! *summons 5 Temporarily Airborne Black Dwarf Frying Pans and makes a chair out of them*

I grab the black hole frying pan that @Creation so foolishly dropped after whacking @Vyzkel upside the head, and bonk @YouCantHaveMySandwich on the head with it, knocking them out. I then take the sandwich and strap @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launch it. You fool. I am part of THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBS. And I therefore have to ability to create new temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans at will. I whack @Shatter over the head with my newly summoned temporarily airborne frying pan from every one of the 26 dimensions and all 3 realms and he falls unconscious for strapping @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launching it after committing grand theft. Then, I transfer to Shadesmar and revive @YouCantHaveMySandwich's cognitive shadow into a perfect replication of her body before destruction. Then, I return the sandwich to her after placing her in the spiritual realm with a activatable perpindiculary that will place her back onto Scadrial when she wakes up from the shock of literally dying. Then, I remove all my pet temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans from existence while I keep watch on @Shatter to make sure he understands the situation.

This mourning makes you drop the Sandwich in sadness and I take it from the ground and run away Why did I have to miss the black hole frying pan : ( I use my black dwarf frying pan to whack @Vyzkel over the head and he falls unconcious from the pan. This is because he emotionally exploited @YouCantHaveMySandwich and committed grand theft. Then, I run so he cannot take his revenge after giving @YouCantHaveMySandwich the sandwich back.

yeah, among other things. also DO NOT EAT THE COOKIE I repeat DO NOT EAT THE COOKIE it is um interestingly seasond with some very powerful ingredients. and it might hurt if you bite down on it NO YOU SCUM eat the cookie EAT THE COOKIE IF YOU DO YOUR SOUL WILL BE FOREVER ALIGNED WITH @CoderDrag0n8's EAT IT!