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    Vie’s AMA

    NerdSandwich replied to Vielence's topic in AMAs

    did you do this?
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    Oh I love doing that to random unsuspecting people BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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    No I definitely do not keep track of Hoid quotes...
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    I’d rather not die today, as I still have seven more people I want to insult. How remarkable, if you spend your life knocking people down, you eventually find they won’t stand up for you. There’s poetry in that, don’t you think, you storming personification of a cancerous anal discharge? Can you feel it? Something has changed. That’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself. You look so ugly that it appears someone tried and failed to get the warts off your face through aggressive application of sandpaper! You are less a human being than a lump of dung with aspirations! If someone took a stick and beat you repeatedly, it would only serve to improve your features. Your face defies description, but only because it nauseated all the poets. I’d tell you to put a sack over your head, but think of the poor sack! Theologians use you as proof that God exists, as such hideousness can only be intentional! You see, Sadeas, you make it too easy. An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent.
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    yeah I would wanna play Hoid but I'm a girl
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    LIGHTEYES ARE BETTER LOL
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    Vie’s AMA

    NerdSandwich replied to Vielence's topic in AMAs

    WaT you don't like precalculus?
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    yeah ik how you feel the best characters are boys DX
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    uhh idk i'm not a theater kid BAND ALL THE WAY i doubt I'd get the part and it would prob cost money to get to the audition anyways
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    Vie’s AMA

    NerdSandwich replied to Vielence's topic in AMAs

    What is your opinion on synthetic division? for polynomials with a leading coefficient of 1 and a divisor in the form of (x+(or -)#)
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    I do a fire hose dance
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    I would love to play Shallan; that sounds fun.
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    what is that?
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    I whack YOU on the head with a monkey's tail and steal the Sandwich.
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    I like salmon but not with nuts on it
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    yo I'm only in that as a freshman wut
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    Probably not unless you want an explosion. What is the most outrageous lie you can think of?
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    FISH HEADS OOOH I LOOOVE FISH HEADS I SEE THEM IN YOUR EYES I LOVE YOU OHOH FISH HEADS FISH HEADS IN SOUP THEY VISIT A BIRYIRTHDAY PAAARTY FISH HEADS BABY, I LOVE THEM FISH HEADS THEY REMIND ME OF YOOUOUOUOUOU (yes lol I made that up)
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    I whack you on the head with a fish head and steal the Sandwich.
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    I regrow my hand (which was completely burned) and wait until the Sandwich cools down (to 40 degrees Fahrenheit) to pick it up.
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    That's cool. Do you not change your username for Ookla Season?
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    MY OTHER SISTER
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    After it slows down, I pick it up off the ground with my other hand.
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    Uh Kiss Hoid Marry Cephandrius Kill Dust ugh oops Cett Lestibournes TenSoon
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    I catch the Sandwich as it is spit out.
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