TheUnInvestedCremling

OMD IM GOING TO CRY 

I FINALLY GOT MORNING STAR

AFTER 6 MONTHS

oh shoot

i kinda forgot the story..

Guys, i made a new wallpaper thing!

"Honor is dead. But i'll see what I can do"

-Kaladin.

I have atlast

Finished.

The.

Cosmere!!!

Ayayyayayayayz

Early Christmas wishes as we approach December!!

Also, i need a better pfp

-with a christmas hat

early ookla day wishes to everyone

i used all my name changes lol

im on 6 percent

its about to die

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

I have started secret project

reading:

the england thing

and tress-by hoid

I have finished the SA!!!!!!!!!

yipee

im on day 9

in WaT

bye

anoter jok, i tink somemone has alredy done this

kaladin and tien

kaladin and ehlokar:

kaladin and szeth

next up...

kaladin and crem

random joke i made

A Windrunner and a Truthwatcher walk into a tavern in Urithiru.

The Windrunner immediately starts bragging:
"I can fly, I can lash things to the sky, I protect those who cannot protect themselves. Basically, I’m the storm’s gift to Roshar."

The Truthwatcher just sighs and says:
"That’s not entirely true."

The Windrunner frowns. "What do you mean? I literally swore oaths to protect people."

"Yes," the Truthwatcher replies, "but last week you lashed yourself sideways into a wall because you forgot which way was up. Protecting others is noble, but protecting your own face might be a good start."

The Windrunner grumbles, "Fine, but at least I inspire people. I’m basically a symbol of hope."

"Also not true," the Truthwatcher says. "You inspire people to duck whenever you take off indoors."

The Windrunner slams his mug down. "Storms! Is there anything you’ll admit I’m good at?"

The Truthwatcher pauses, then nods solemnly:
"Yes. You’re excellent at generating wind. Especially after chouta night."

the joke is done

i am on day 8

bye

Oh you want more parrot hype? Say less. These birds are basically feathered comedians with a flair for drama.  They’ll roast you with your own words, then snuggle up like nothing happened. Parrots aren’t just pets — they’re personalities. They vibe with your mood, pick up your routines, and sometimes outsmart you just for fun. They’ve got dance moves, catchphrases, and a whole lot of sass packed into a beak. Honestly, if parrots had a reality show, it’d be chaos and glitter — and we’d all be watching.

this is AI bdw, r u conveyed?????

here is a text thingie of nightblood sword thing:)

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O|===|* >________________>
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        ||   NIGHTBLOOD
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is it good?   

ello

ngl my rep fits me so much

i last went into 17th shard like 3 months ago (grinding ob, row, and now wat)

anyway

tindwyl saying 67 is crazy

also @ChipsAHoid, ive read 5 chapters of orv

just sayin

..

I am so close to finishing The Stormlight Archive. I only have Wind and Truth. I was grinding Warbreaker and ROW so i was offline 99% of the time.

im at oathbringer...

no sh- sherlock

why, what did i do

everything.

*huffs*

“Sure, he's mysterious, immortal, and annoys gods—but Hoid’s hair never frizzes in a highstorm. Legend.”

So. True. And i've only read half the cosmere 

I have finished TWoK.................. 2 days ago

WHen dalinar was speaking to almighty, was he autonomy? orr

and is Odium bad or smthng

Even though i didnt come first, atleast i killed @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren to the ground

I played Shan....

M:TDBG

I am finaly going to read TwoK!!!! Anyways... Drifter:Hoid, i knew that now:(

Shards I know!

Ruin

Pres

Harmony?

Devotion

Dominion

Autonomy

Cultivation

One more but I forgot

BDW: IS Odium one?

All the anime fans when they see a blindfolded crazy good guy...

All the sharders when they see a blindfolded crazy good guy...

Me:

Clueless

ps: did you catch the double meaning, I'll say it in my next status update..

Demoux is a worldhopper!!?!?!??!