Conure1243

I think I may have for a time, had the highest post to one-liner ratio

Okay, only for certain things

Blame her finals I'm not that competitive

Nah, I wanna be here just as often as before

Impressive However I gained a huge lead on Star, so there's a lot to go after that

Still wish I could remember the really good one

Yeah, pretty much. I FORGOT I WAS THE RECORD HOLDER! I hold the record for the longest loss. And based on the fact I'm top poster, most losses as well Hm I'm an overachiever

Oh, okay!

Only online!! I identified the bird. The lighting was stupid, so I couldn't actually tell what type of bird it was, so I explained that it was a bird as though it were a medical diagnosis... Y'know. An actually effective one. Also, aren't we in combat with a nightmarish horror?

I think it may have been a few months, Grub?

People were drinking staplers and gravity. It kinda just happened

First off, by thinking of things that crash, and I'm also better at words when typing Perhaps they are... I just identified a bird for my family. It was, in fact, a bird

Which is weirder as a drink: Me, Staplers, or Gravity?

Get an airplane instead. Those rarely manage to crash twice. Yes, that was my first thought Thank you! I'm sure it's not everybody's favorite though...

Fair enough. As for an actual answer? Uhhh... My first thought: Idk why I bolded it. It felt right As for an actual answer, it's hard to say. I've spent probably my entire life trying to figure out the trick to getting people to laugh, to feel a little bit better. I want to make everybody feel a little bit better, just for a little bit. I think it can make a huge difference. (Thus the reason I make the one-liners so often, I think. I've spent my whole life creating them for people IRL) I dunno, I've felt like that for a while, and I guess I've just had a lot of practice... It comes naturally enough that figuring out how to do it... well, I don't know how I do it

Hey, I slowed down my chaotic side for a bit! That said, I also spent much less time on the Shard... So I guess maybe not.

Was spamming formatting and letters really that clever?

I need to stop becoming a god accidentally

I become the color WOCNAKJGEHG It allows me to bug people, because it's stupidly difficult to type Hmmm... Maybe making things hard to type is the reason the thread is dying. I am probably a bringer of death. That kinda checks out, honestly.

I once was offered a drink, but Ketek forgot the comma. "Wanna drink Conure?" Thus, thanks to sound logic and grammatical rules, I am a beverage

I mean, if his goal was to bug people, I think I would count that as a win for him, but... Idk. Didn't read too much of what I missed @GG0z! You're reading Project Hail Mary! HEHEHEHE. I read it recently and I love it Also, I am apparently, a beverage, creator of demons, and a unit of measurement (All literally, in case you were wondering).

Long tangents could also help! *NOMS THE FREAKING MAGIC!! HAHAHAA*

Glow?! MAGIC?!

Fellow Sharders! It has come to my attention that I have failed to show to you the nightmare horrors I have created using my art skills. That simply cannot stand. So here you go! Don't ask how this happened... I don't really know And with that, I disappear!