Through the Living Wrath

HEY! *does that stuf*

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Did you read the first emergences of itirSp? They were in this thread… and it was kinda scarring.

@Argenti

The goblins charged. There was, in fact, a wall in the direction she was sprinting.

NO WIN FOR YOU YOU NO GET THE WIN!!! *hiss* *acid spit* *it blinds you, among other things*

*STAB* YOU CANT BE ALIVE! YOU NO DONE DID BE PUNISHED!

An announcement - which sounded less prerecorded - played. “Our Branded here, named by betters the Jester, is trying to play the role of mercy.” Silence, then continuation. ”Let’s give her something to worry about, mkay?” A door opened, from which a tide of goblins was coming.

People were growing bored… You know what happens when an underground fighting ring leaves people bored?

The goblin’s blade was sliced in dos. The goblin looked at her, then stumbled away. @Kansas Stormcursed The goblin *sparkles* tripped.

Not entirely sure.

It banishes the Blaspheme to the depths of the Mindscape, making it nigh inaccessible.

I don’t like him either. But right now, the Flame seems to, so we need him.

HEY DO YOU HAVE AMBULANCE SKILLS, AMBULANCE MA’AM MA’AM

yea i wanna get it (that wasn’t criticism! I just realized that me and the chicken have been very… *cough* selective about our entrance)

I’m guessing the one with the light has a way.

OH NO ANOTHER ONE! AMBULENCE SIR SIR! YOU TRULY ARE SLACKING OFF! DO PEOPLE TRULY DIE THAT QUICKLY! WELL YOU NEED PUNISHMENT FOR LETTING PEOPLE DIE, AMBULANCE SIR SIR! *stabs ambulance sir sir*

@Argenti

A second rushed her.

Breath it was, yes. Action it was, no. Are you ready? This is my humble castle of darkness. Make yourself at home.

SSHHHSHSHSHSIBFHSIS!!! QUIET!!! *stab* There! You’ll be quiet now, RIGHT? What was that, ambulance sir sir?

SSHHH!! im talking to ambulance sir sir. Someone’s dying, you know. And ambulance sir sir knows how to help them!

*happiness!* YAY! I GOTS THA STABBY! Here, here’s an ambulance. *runs you over* oops dont think that’s supposed to happen. Ambulance sir sir? Is the person supposed to make that crunching noise, ambulance sir sir?