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Through the Living Wrath

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  1. Eventually, the party arrived at a large castle, the imposing gates some fifty feet away. They started to open.
  2. Tenth looks over from on top of the wagon. Tenth sees Lusha surrounded, and decides to help. He sends a bolt through the head of one, and reloaded for a second attack.
  3. Once upon a time, there was a man named Tim. Now, Tim was short in multiple senses. Three, to be exact. His name, Tim, was short for Timoolra; he himself was not exactly very tall; and he was short on change. And so, he exited his home, rolling aside the stone that capped his small cave under the wall and striding into the sun. As he saw it, he flinched, looking up at the sun, one he hadn’t seen before in his life. He stared up at it, giggling. Tim leapt at the sun, attempting to kindly remind it that some people hurt their eyes. Tim fell flat on his twisted back. Giggling, Tim continued on. He was still short in too many senses. He arrived at the town, ignoring various screaming and fleeing townsfolk. When one poked him with a pitchfork, he gently reminded the townsfolk that there are sharper things than a pitchfork. Tim continued on, giggling at no-one in particular. He looked to a nice enough shopkeeper, who seemed to be quivering. Such a strange person. Tim kindly asked the shopkeeper for some money. The shopkeeper refused, so Tim gently reminded the not-so-nice shopkeeper that he needed money, using a knife to illustrate his point. Not too long afterwards, the not/so-nice shopkeeper gave him bags filled with a heavy coin, begging Tim to leave. Tim left, though not before reminding the shopkeeper of the fragile nature of the human body. Gleefully, Tim giggled as he rolled the stone aside from the wall and returned to his little cave.
  4. Machine as in armor. Mech… Waddayamean by what do they do? Sigh. *sigh* fine. Yes, he does improve.
  5. itirSp. The spear is gone. The trolley is immediately upended and slams into itirSp. A hole is left in the trolley, and itirSp is unaffected. itirSp is still stock still, staring at @TwinStorm Ehe it’s not me on the tracks it’s my evil eldritch twin. itirSp.
  6. The Burnt Man grinned. @yall other people @I should really put a list here
  7. I should put a blog or smt somewhere; it would be my DID stories… itirSp raises its hand, and a jagged, deep black spear appeared. It impales itself, veins of black running along its body. It convulses, frothing. Suddenly, it stills. The spear is no longer in its body, and it is staring straight at you. Waiting.
  8. *Calls upon the ancient powers of itirSp to destroy you*
  9. *Narrates you back up* *greets you*
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  11. Not sure but if I did I probably wouldn’t be able to find it Tenth continued, trying again and again, regardless of if he improved.
  12. All of the hot dog buns you may have had go away, along with the hot dogs. I wish to become Jack Bauer from 24.
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