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Tim the Gentle Hunchback: Short on Cash
SpiritOfWrath posted a blog entry in Tim The Gentle Hunchback: The story of itirSp.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Tim. Now, Tim was short in multiple senses. Three, to be exact. His name, Tim, was short for Timoolra; he himself was not exactly very tall; and he was short on change. And so, he exited his home, rolling aside the stone that capped his small cave under the wall and striding into the sun. As he saw it, he flinched, looking up at the sun, one he hadn’t seen before in his life. He stared up at it, giggling. Tim leapt at the sun, attempting to kindly remind it that some people hurt their eyes. Tim fell flat on his twisted back. Giggling, Tim continued on. He was still short in too many senses. He arrived at the town, ignoring various screaming and fleeing townsfolk. When one poked him with a pitchfork, he gently reminded the townsfolk that there are sharper things than a pitchfork. Tim continued on, giggling at no-one in particular. He looked to a nice enough shopkeeper, who seemed to be quivering. Such a strange person. Tim kindly asked the shopkeeper for some money. The shopkeeper refused, so Tim gently reminded the not-so-nice shopkeeper that he needed money, using a knife to illustrate his point. Not too long afterwards, the not/so-nice shopkeeper gave him bags filled with a heavy coin, begging Tim to leave. Tim left, though not before reminding the shopkeeper of the fragile nature of the human body. Gleefully, Tim giggled as he rolled the stone aside from the wall and returned to his little cave. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
SpiritOfWrath replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Machine as in armor. Mech… Waddayamean by what do they do? Sigh. *sigh* fine. Yes, he does improve.- 111943 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It had already hit itirSp.- 13713 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
itirSp. The spear is gone. The trolley is immediately upended and slams into itirSp. A hole is left in the trolley, and itirSp is unaffected. itirSp is still stock still, staring at @TwinStorm Ehe it’s not me on the tracks it’s my evil eldritch twin. itirSp.- 13713 replies
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The Burnt Man grinned. @yall other people @I should really put a list here
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I should put a blog or smt somewhere; it would be my DID stories… itirSp raises its hand, and a jagged, deep black spear appeared. It impales itself, veins of black running along its body. It convulses, frothing. Suddenly, it stills. The spear is no longer in its body, and it is staring straight at you. Waiting.- 13713 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
*Calls upon the ancient powers of itirSp to destroy you*- 13713 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
*Narrates you back up* *greets you*- 13713 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
SpiritOfWrath replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Not sure but if I did I probably wouldn’t be able to find it Tenth continued, trying again and again, regardless of if he improved.- 111943 replies
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SpiritOfWrath replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Did i forget smt with tenth?- 111943 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
u*yot amsraagany ilgrana *h- 13713 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
SpiritOfWrath replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
All of the hot dog buns you may have had go away, along with the hot dogs. I wish to become Jack Bauer from 24. -
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
*gives The Sandwich, which had somehow just appeared in my hand*- 13713 replies
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The Battle for the Sandwich
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*cackles* *cackles*- 13713 replies
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What would you do if you found in your pocket
SpiritOfWrath replied to Trutharchivist's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Destroy the Thread WWYDIYF 3000 or so pages of nonsense IYP- 1057 replies
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*douses @Immortal Platypus in ice-cold acid* *the ice is made of acid, not plain water*
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The Battle for the Sandwich
SpiritOfWrath replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I turn your soul into a nugget.- 13713 replies
