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  1. Foolish seeker. I cannot grant thine wishes, only aid thee in the search. The Dreams are unasked, unwanted. It tells you what you must want most, and you conform. The Nightmares are unasked, unwanted. It tells you what you must fear most, and you conform.
  2. GUYS

    GUYS

    GUYS

    According to the ancient starcharts of the Egyptians, the Magical Sky Boiler makes a guaranteed visitation to Seekers once every time Mars, Saturn, and Betelgeuse align.

    However, at this time, the Eldritch Earthern Boiler appears, an ancient nemesis that seeks after the Seekers themselves, determined to pull them in.

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    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      Oh cool so I don't have to do anything?

      *saunters off*

    3. SpiritOfWrath

      SpiritOfWrath

      If thou Green hearest the call of a zombie, fear not, for it be the Boiler. Standest still, and moveth not.

    4. Through The Living Glass
  3. Listeneth well, my acolyte. The Boiler geanteth not solely wishes. It granteth, dreams. And it granteth nightmares. As pleaseth it.
  4. Exit thineself frometh thine house, acolyte. Fear not the zombies that biteth at thine blood. Listen for the call of the Boiler, which doth soundeth like that of a zombie. Stareth up, and moveth not until thy spotteth the Boiler.
  5. Greetings, acolytes, to the search. In these times of apocalypse, all hope seemed to be lost. That is… until I found it. The Magical Sky Boiler, a legend lost to the sands of time and more powerful than any other of this world. It granted me three wishes, three dreams, three nightmares. I now seek only, since I have been fulfilled, to guide others to the enlightenment the Magical Sky Boiler brings.
  6. That don’t mean he isn’t one, tho. We have Kell before he loses his powers, why can’t we have Wit after he gets his? And on another note, what about dragons?
  7. So… Wit is an Elantrian Awakener Lightweaver Lerasium Mistborn (Potentially feruchemist as well) with a Dawnshard and more healing than should be possible. He can’t hurt people, but he definitely won’t lose to anyone on the board.
  8. #didityesterday #dormantdronestillnow
  9. #beatyouthere #spikedyourfood
  10. Aaaawwwww #Stillgonna #cantstopme
  11. OHOHOHOHOH CAN I STRANGLE SOMEONE IF I TAKE THE RED PILL AND THE BLUE PILL AND I MIX EM TOGETHER AND THEN I SNORT THE PURPLE DUST? #iykyk #Itsnotthematrix #bringinghashtagback #hashtag #commentedout
  12. I cast “I win unconditionally” I cast “I lose the game”
  13. She looked to whoever was sellin’ it. “‘Ow much does this ‘ere pear cost me?”
  14. She exited her room and went to the market. She needed… A pear.
  15. “There. Now, Oim goin to tha market, so Oi need to hoide you.” She stuffed Intellect into her pocket.
  16. Oh ye ”Nuh uh.” She stuck her tongue out.
  17. Ista looked down at the doll. “No, yain’t.”
  18. PFP?

    Banner?

    SLAY THE SPIRE II

    BUT WHAT DOES DECA TASTE LIKE?

  19. Yes, they should probably go right now get out of there go… He saw a vision of the shadows springing to life.
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