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  1. -ACE-
    All better. I track you down anyways, then I eat your lesser sandwiches. I then violently rip The Sandwich out of your house because I suddenly miss the gore that comes from this thread.
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    meat
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    When you unintentionally start saying "Storms" and "Dusts" in your classes My sub got so confused. it was actually kinda funny
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    Gotcha. Ur not that short. Not as short as most people here Im 5' 9" short.
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    I call you weird and humiliate you in front of your whole school. You surrender the sandwich to the garbage and cry alone in your room. After which I apologize, but still secretly think you are weird. Then I get the sandwich and throw it through your window, hitting your face.
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    Never said you were short. Just asking how tall you are. I just ask it this way because I think its funny that the opposite of many words, when used in place of the original word, has very similar if not identical meanings.
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    Yes. I have tried the best pizza on earth. It had red sauce.
  8. -ACE-
    I can fit 18 without crushing them. HAHAHA who is laughing now? Also, how short are you?? AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
  9. -ACE-
    Indeed
  10. -ACE-
    I wait for someone to do something with the sandwich...
  11. -ACE-
    Hello and welcome to the shard! What's your favorite book not by Brandon? Also, Do you want a cookie? Not again...
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    I didn't eat breakfast today. That sandwich is looking really good right about now. I laugh at you for your pathetic pick-up. I then steal the sandwich and throw it on the ground preparing to show you how to really pick up a sandwich. I pick up the sandwich. Then I give it back to you, and apologize for my rudeness that I showed in stealing it from you.
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    Yes. Yes I have
  14. -ACE-
    Just a reminder, bold your text when interacting with the sandwich. I take the sandwich away with my reverse full backwards inside out lashing. It is now resting in my flat palm. I bestow the sandwich to AltonicKeys, placing it on his head in the absence of a crown and announce the new king of the sandwich. Afterwards I steal the sandwich away so I can claim I stole a crown right off a king's head. I then throw it into Bendalloy's face, making it splat like a pie. I shortly after realize I wasn't supposed to destroy the sandwich and use Reparo from Harry Potter, immediately fixing the sandwich and placing it back onto the hill from whence it came.
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    I stop to enjoy the view before realizing (even though I only joined a year ago) that I've been looking at this view for the last 3 years of battle of the sandwich, so I stop and sniff the sandwich instead. Also, I literally just realized that you made this thread. Thank you AltonicKeys for this amazing thread. Seeing as no one is going to post in the next 10 seconds, I pull out my growth gun thing and shoot the sandwich, temporarily making it 50 feet tall so no one alone can have it.
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    I unlash your reverse lashings sending your bonded spren into the air where I promptly lash it to the bottom of me peg leg before stomping around McDonalds, After which I unlash the sandwich to me, where I grab it out of the air before lashing it to thatoneworldhopper's left pinky toe. Did any of that make sense to anyone? It made no sense to me.
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    I would like to join as a player if this hasn't started yet Edit: If I can join, I will join as Jasher Shea New Edit: I also havent watched Andor
  18. -ACE-
    Hello and welcome to the shard! What is your favorite book not by Brandon? Do you want a cookie? Also, do you want me to make you fancy words? (see the attached post)
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    Well, that's kinda the point of the volcano...
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    Well, I have no reason for lava, cuz I play the violin. So yeah. But if i picked sax back up, then i would need one...
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    It doesn't matter if its cannibalism, because kaladin stormblessed lashes the sandwich into my hands, where I grab it. However, I wisely do not eat it (for fear of being impaled) and instead park my car on it.
  22. -ACE-

    Vie’s AMA

    -ACE- replied to Vielence's topic in AMAs

    I believe you meant to say as short. hmm?
  23. -ACE-
    Yea. with those ones you have to take a sledge hammer to it. (if you don't have access to a volcano or the underworld)
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    Vie’s AMA

    -ACE- replied to Vielence's topic in AMAs

    I never called you short. Just asked how short. (all it is is that I replaced the word "Tall" with the opposite word "short", but it means the exact same thing... or so I thought.) I am 5'9" Short
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    I was just lurking (as always), and I noticed one of the circles is now faded when It wasn't before (unless I'm delusional. Always a possibility) and I was just wondering what they mean. (Circles on the left in case it was unclear)
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