Shatter

The Interplanetary Convention of Wits and Jokers

President of Wit & Wildness: Hoid / Wit
Rules by sass, offends with style. You’re laughing—but also unsure if you’ve been insulted.

Vice President of Veiled Insults: Shallan Davar
Can emotionally destroy you in watercolours. Sarcasm laced with trauma and elegance.

Secretary of Spontaneous Disguises: Wayne
Can become any man with a hat and a bad idea. Makes no sense. Makes all the jokes.

Highprince of Capitalist Comedy: Brightlord Sebarial
Economically efficient mockery. Funds wars. Funds snark. Funds baths.

God of Divine Irony: Lightsong the Bold
Died, lived, died again. Still thinks this is all beneath him.

Chief Bureaucrat of Dry Humour: Steris Harms
Her jokes are structured, referenced, and lethal in committee.

Archivist of Absurdity: Khriss
Cosmere scholar. Records every roast across planetary systems. Probably has a snark index.

Cartographer of Cynicism: Nazh
Grumpier than a thunderclast with a hangover. Leaves rude notes on maps. Still gets invited.

Minister of Practical Rebellions: Kelsier
Once joked himself into a revolution. Mostly jokes to hide his god complex. It’s… working?

Field Agent of Deliberate Disrespect: Vin
Says almost nothing. But when she does, it's usually to call Kelsier a dramatic idiot.

Head of Unkillable Optimism: Yalb
Explosion-proof. Smirk-powered. Has seen death and decided to laugh instead.

Spren of Strategic Lies: Pattern
“This is lie. Lie is funny. Ha. Ha.” Truly believes your mental health is a punchline.

Ambassador of Arm-Based Shenanigans: Lopen
One-armed, then two-armed, then too-much-armed. Jokes with volume and volume again.

Nomadic Food-Powered Chaos Agent: Lift
Flips between juvenile nonsense and divine interference. Fueled by pancakes and impulse control issues.

Head of Nervous Gardening & Existential Commentary: Wyndle
Didn’t sign up for this. Keeps panicking. Somehow still funny.

Emissary of Foreign Flirtation & Misunderstood Puns: Allik Neverfar
Confuses everyone with awkward metaphors, then winks. The hat sells it.

Grandmaster of Passive-Aggression: Navani Kholin
Too regal for direct jokes. Humiliates with engineering metaphors.

Lord of Repressed Chaos: Dalinar Kholin
Accidentally makes people laugh by being so intense it becomes comedy.

High Chef of Humorous Hospitality: Rock / Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor (yes. i can remember his whole name)
Likes to cook while telling stories about the Peaks. Watch out for chull droppings in your food.