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Vyzkel

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  1. Déjà vu anyone? I curl up in a ball and cover myself as best I can with my dislocated arm, shivering as I get pummeled by pineapples.
  2. *tears of joy*
  3. Why wasn’t I pinged
  4. Do you like my highly radioactive pineapple? Man, I wish that was.
  5. I get mad and just shoot the thing for stealing my name.
  6. Granted, you are a tardigrade now. I wish for all tardigrades to be killable.
  7. If you divulge the secret plan I will give you this cake. So where is it? Whaaatt? I would never!
  8. 1093. Scream really loud whenever you touch something red.
  9. I put on earplugs, nullifying the effect, then I jump with my super awesome earthquake-making legs and take the Sandwich.
  10. Granted, since an eye for an eye makes the world blind, you’re blind now. I wish to have zero awkward conversations.
  11. Why’d he try and mug you? it was delicioso.
  12. This is painful to read.
  13. *eats cheeseburger* mmmmm tasty (it’s lunch for me now)
  14. Stop you’re making me hungryyyy
  15. I study necromancy and figure out how to resurrect myself, I do so and take the Sandwich and run off in my corporeal body.
  16. Homemade ones are better.
  17. Muddy Buddies are sooo goooooood
  18. That pfp is beautiful.
  19. …I’m speechless
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